Jordan Harbinger

Now back to Jacob Ward.

You mentioned the panic spreading thing.

You might not be able to answer this.

This is totally tangential.

But I was at LAX, this is years ago, and I heard boom.

And my brain went, oh, somebody dropped a briefcase and it made a really loud slamming noise on the floor.

But then I heard, shooter, shooter, and everyone ran.

including the TSA agents who bugged out the emergency exit.

Everyone ran towards the back of the airport and got jammed up towards the exits and the gates all the way in the back because they just ran indoors as far as they could see.

A bunch of people ran out the emergency gates where they were at the gate.

But I either have the survival instincts of a potato or I just knew that that was not a shooter because I know what a gunshot sounds like.

I don't have military experience.

I could have been wrong about that.

I basically calmly hid behind something, but it wasn't bulletproof, really, and I looked around, and everyone was screaming and going out the doors.

I locked eyes with another guy who looked like either a veteran or just a badass, and him and I were like, what is happening?

And I go, I don't think that was a gunshot.

He goes, yeah, me neither.

And it wasn't.

Somebody dropped a bag.

The TSA guy was a moron and just panicked everyone, screamed shooter, had no evidence for it whatsoever, and yeah, caused a massive LAX shutdown.