Jordan Harbinger

I don't know that one.

I'll have to look that up.

Universal human values like hoarding things and killing each other for arbitrary reasons that make absolutely no sense.

The reason I brought up that LAX panic story, not to be like, oh, I'm tough.

I don't get panicked.

But whenever I hear that story about like, oh, there was a caveman and another caveman and there was a Russell in the bushes and one of them ran away and the other one stayed there.

I'm the guy that stayed there and got eliminated from the gene pool.

That's what keeps me up at night.

Had that been a shooter, I'm just standing there like drinking my freaking Pete's coffee.

Yes, my wife is like that.

Should we have another one?

Oh, yeah, I want eight more months of complaining every single day.

Totally.

It's so true.

My wife loved having kids and being pregnant, she was quite miserable a lot of the time.

And then she did two home births.

So we're talking about in the bathtub, no anesthetic, doctor right there, but not a full crash car hospital situation, right?

So she's not getting an epidural or anything like that.

And then it was like after the second one, she was like,

I am never doing this again.