Jordan Harbinger

Clearly there's something wrong here.

We're already paying for the floors to get redone because of how much his spraying has ruined them.

The poor dog has been restricted to only being in the kitchen because anytime she steps foot in a different space, the cat will sprint over and start attacking the dog.

Claws biting, screeching, it's awful to witness.

The dog is so sweet and calm and this asshole cat doesn't let her be.

They need to get this cat on poxil immediately.

Lexiper stat, dude.

Not only does the cat attack the dog, he'll also attack people completely unprovoked.

He doesn't scratch.

He sinks his claws into your neck or arm or back, leaving puncture wounds that take weeks to heal.

He's attacked my three-year-old on multiple occasions.

One time we were on the couch praying and he walked up to us, stared at my three-year-old who didn't realize the cat was there and jumped on her legs and wouldn't let go.

Okay, wow, that is scary.

Fun fact, when my mother-in-law first got the cat, she was walking from her office to the car when a homeless woman stopped her and asked if she recently got a cat.

She said yes, and the woman said, that's not a cat, and walked away.

Whoa.

Okay.

Wow.

I watch a lot of horror movies, you know, just for kicks at night to relax.

I don't know what to say, but this is straight out of one of those.