Jordan Harbinger

So just to be clear, her mother-in-law wasn't holding the cat when this homeless woman walked up.

She was just walking to her car and the homeless woman's like, hey, did you just recently get a cat?

Like, yeah, why?

Well, that's not a

cat and then just continues on like wait this little oracle yes just tells you that your cat is some kind of demon and then shuffles off into the darkness that's just terrifying amazing story yeah like i said this is straight out of one of those horror movies a happy family adopts a cat who's actually like a reincarnated serial it's like that movie orphan except the orphan is a cat

Yes, and Ethan Hawke is in this movie for some reason, and he loves cats, so he's in a real old pickle.

Fifteen years later, we are still dealing with this entity posing as an orange gato.

The main issue is that we have two very sweet, very cuddly cats that we will be bringing with us.

Ooh, yikes.

They are outdoor cats that spend most of their day running around the neighborhood.

They make friends very easily.

There are always random cats in our yard sunbathing with our two.

Our neighbors have commented on how sweet our cats are.

So I have immense anxiety about bringing them into a home where this evil demon cat lives.

Something tells me Terrence the cat demon from the eighth circle of hell is not going to be pumped about sharing all of his cat toys and his space with a bunch of super chill kitties that like to bring friends over.

He also doesn't seem like much of a sunbather.

I'm just getting that vibe.

He's an old cat and is probably sick and in pain.

And that's why he's such an ass.

Okay, I appreciate the empathy, but, you know, okay.