Jordan Harbinger

On Fridays, though, we share stories, take listener letters, offer advice, play obnoxious soundbites, and mercilessly exact revenge on Gabe for his increasingly lengthy and convoluted sign-offs.

On Fridays, though, we share stories, take listener letters, offer advice, play obnoxious soundbites, and mercilessly exact revenge on Gabe for his increasingly lengthy and convoluted sign-offs.

My nocturnal emissions are productive. By the way, I know I dragged Alaska Airlines, I don't know, years ago. Some of you remember, and a few of you wrote in, and you're like, I'm a pilot, and we have the best safety record ever, and I felt really bad about that. So recently, I've been flying Alaska more and more as part of my penance, actually, and because it's a great airline.

My nocturnal emissions are productive. By the way, I know I dragged Alaska Airlines, I don't know, years ago. Some of you remember, and a few of you wrote in, and you're like, I'm a pilot, and we have the best safety record ever, and I felt really bad about that. So recently, I've been flying Alaska more and more as part of my penance, actually, and because it's a great airline.

My nocturnal emissions are productive. By the way, I know I dragged Alaska Airlines, I don't know, years ago. Some of you remember, and a few of you wrote in, and you're like, I'm a pilot, and we have the best safety record ever, and I felt really bad about that. So recently, I've been flying Alaska more and more as part of my penance, actually, and because it's a great airline.

But really, I am blown away by it. This is going to sound like a show sponsor thing. I swear it's not. They are amazing. Their lounges are all kind of new. They're clean. They're not crowded. A lounge that's not crowded in 2025, what is going on? I love it. They have food. The service is good. You know how some flight attendants on Southwest, for example, they're cheerful and they're fun.

But really, I am blown away by it. This is going to sound like a show sponsor thing. I swear it's not. They are amazing. Their lounges are all kind of new. They're clean. They're not crowded. A lounge that's not crowded in 2025, what is going on? I love it. They have food. The service is good. You know how some flight attendants on Southwest, for example, they're cheerful and they're fun.

But really, I am blown away by it. This is going to sound like a show sponsor thing. I swear it's not. They are amazing. Their lounges are all kind of new. They're clean. They're not crowded. A lounge that's not crowded in 2025, what is going on? I love it. They have food. The service is good. You know how some flight attendants on Southwest, for example, they're cheerful and they're fun.

Alaska Airlines has that. They also have really good seats that are super comfy. They've got really good, like really good food, shockingly good airline food that I can't even believe it. Actually, the stuff I had yesterday was so good. And it's really a glow up because it's not like I'd never flown Alaska Airlines before, but they were kind of like Frontier Spirit meets Delta or something.

Alaska Airlines has that. They also have really good seats that are super comfy. They've got really good, like really good food, shockingly good airline food that I can't even believe it. Actually, the stuff I had yesterday was so good. And it's really a glow up because it's not like I'd never flown Alaska Airlines before, but they were kind of like Frontier Spirit meets Delta or something.

Alaska Airlines has that. They also have really good seats that are super comfy. They've got really good, like really good food, shockingly good airline food that I can't even believe it. Actually, the stuff I had yesterday was so good. And it's really a glow up because it's not like I'd never flown Alaska Airlines before, but they were kind of like Frontier Spirit meets Delta or something.

And that was the image I had of them. And I flew it like 20 years ago.

And that was the image I had of them. And I flew it like 20 years ago.

And that was the image I had of them. And I flew it like 20 years ago.

I don't know if they just got a bunch of investment or if they were acquired or if they acquired somebody else. I humbly revised my earlier opinion and I flew to NYC and back on them and it was just awesome.

I don't know if they just got a bunch of investment or if they were acquired or if they acquired somebody else. I humbly revised my earlier opinion and I flew to NYC and back on them and it was just awesome.

I don't know if they just got a bunch of investment or if they were acquired or if they acquired somebody else. I humbly revised my earlier opinion and I flew to NYC and back on them and it was just awesome.

They're great. They need to rebrand as something that doesn't sound like it only flies to and from Alaska. That's what they need to do. Because that's kind of what it sounds. It sounds like a place where people are carrying, I don't know, a cooler full of fish and putting it in the overhead compartment. And it's just not that at all. Yeah.

They're great. They need to rebrand as something that doesn't sound like it only flies to and from Alaska. That's what they need to do. Because that's kind of what it sounds. It sounds like a place where people are carrying, I don't know, a cooler full of fish and putting it in the overhead compartment. And it's just not that at all. Yeah.

They're great. They need to rebrand as something that doesn't sound like it only flies to and from Alaska. That's what they need to do. Because that's kind of what it sounds. It sounds like a place where people are carrying, I don't know, a cooler full of fish and putting it in the overhead compartment. And it's just not that at all. Yeah.