Jordan Harbinger

That's true. This whole crew is a giant mess.

That's true. This whole crew is a giant mess.

Look, whoever's fault this is, whoever the main villain is here, and I'm sorry to say I'm not clear on that, this is a toxic situation for these kids. That's my point.

Look, whoever's fault this is, whoever the main villain is here, and I'm sorry to say I'm not clear on that, this is a toxic situation for these kids. That's my point.

Look, whoever's fault this is, whoever the main villain is here, and I'm sorry to say I'm not clear on that, this is a toxic situation for these kids. That's my point.

Dark Jordan's not the guy for that. We have other ideas.

Dark Jordan's not the guy for that. We have other ideas.

Dark Jordan's not the guy for that. We have other ideas.

Oh man, this is a saga. The things you've been through, I'm kind of speechless. Okay, this is very intense, it's very sad, and I am very sorry that you and your kids are going through all of this. This abusive relationship, this custody battle, these law enforcement shenanigans. I'm kind of gobsmacked here.

Oh man, this is a saga. The things you've been through, I'm kind of speechless. Okay, this is very intense, it's very sad, and I am very sorry that you and your kids are going through all of this. This abusive relationship, this custody battle, these law enforcement shenanigans. I'm kind of gobsmacked here.

Oh man, this is a saga. The things you've been through, I'm kind of speechless. Okay, this is very intense, it's very sad, and I am very sorry that you and your kids are going through all of this. This abusive relationship, this custody battle, these law enforcement shenanigans. I'm kind of gobsmacked here.

It's really hard to get restraining orders, but once you told me, like, and get them enforced in such a way all the time for all this little stuff. It didn't make sense until you told me she used to work for the sheriff's office. She's calling in favors here. Otherwise, it's like the cops have a lot of other things to do. I'm also getting the sense that your story is complicated.

It's really hard to get restraining orders, but once you told me, like, and get them enforced in such a way all the time for all this little stuff. It didn't make sense until you told me she used to work for the sheriff's office. She's calling in favors here. Otherwise, it's like the cops have a lot of other things to do. I'm also getting the sense that your story is complicated.

It's really hard to get restraining orders, but once you told me, like, and get them enforced in such a way all the time for all this little stuff. It didn't make sense until you told me she used to work for the sheriff's office. She's calling in favors here. Otherwise, it's like the cops have a lot of other things to do. I'm also getting the sense that your story is complicated.

There are probably so many angles to this situation. So let's try to get to as many of them as we can. We wanted to talk all of this out with an expert, so we reached out to attorney and friend of the show, Corbin Payne. The first thing Corbin said to us was that your story sounds unfortunately familiar. In his experience, the court system is an absolute maze.

There are probably so many angles to this situation. So let's try to get to as many of them as we can. We wanted to talk all of this out with an expert, so we reached out to attorney and friend of the show, Corbin Payne. The first thing Corbin said to us was that your story sounds unfortunately familiar. In his experience, the court system is an absolute maze.

There are probably so many angles to this situation. So let's try to get to as many of them as we can. We wanted to talk all of this out with an expert, so we reached out to attorney and friend of the show, Corbin Payne. The first thing Corbin said to us was that your story sounds unfortunately familiar. In his experience, the court system is an absolute maze.

Attorneys learn how to navigate it, and many people who work in and around it, like your ex's wife, they can get familiar enough with it that they can manipulate it and everyone within it to a certain extent in a way that people who are unfamiliar with the system would really have difficulty countering. So that's what you're kind of running into here.

Attorneys learn how to navigate it, and many people who work in and around it, like your ex's wife, they can get familiar enough with it that they can manipulate it and everyone within it to a certain extent in a way that people who are unfamiliar with the system would really have difficulty countering. So that's what you're kind of running into here.

Attorneys learn how to navigate it, and many people who work in and around it, like your ex's wife, they can get familiar enough with it that they can manipulate it and everyone within it to a certain extent in a way that people who are unfamiliar with the system would really have difficulty countering. So that's what you're kind of running into here.