Jordan Harbinger

I wrote something like, et cetera, et cetera, something, something, something.

It was a science exam.

And the teacher was like, Jordan, come here for a second.

He was also my neighbor and my friend's dad, thank God.

So I walk over there and I'm like, yeah, Mr. Carney.

And he's like,

tell me how, I can't remember, I was like, tell me how something with precipitation, you know, whatever works, and I was like, oh, and he's like, et cetera, et cetera, and I was like, no, like, it does this and this and this, and he just kept saying, what do you, you know, et cetera, et cetera, he was, like, messing with me, and I was like, he's like, explain it to me exactly, so I did, and he goes, okay,

But here's what you wrote.

And it literally was like, and then water evaporates, et cetera, et cetera, becomes a cloud, rains down later, et cetera, et cetera.

And he's like, were you expecting me to fill that in for you?

Because I've seen that trick before.

And I was like, no, that was a placeholder.

And he's like, you got to remember to come back to that stuff.

You draw next.

Hey, here's the part where I don't know how anything works, et cetera, et cetera.

Oh, gosh.

Anyway, her mom sounds extremely challenging.

This would drive me up the wall.

Literally, blah, blah, blah, 10% off your first month of family therapy with your mom, betterhelp.com slash Jordan, et cetera, et cetera.

That was a new one, Gabe.