Jordan Harbinger

As always, we've got fun ones.

We got doozies.

I can't wait to dive in.

Gabe, what's the first thing out of the mailbag?

That's tricky.

Why'd you give cousin Jeremy money and not me?

Well, he's not a moron.

Well, okay, fine.

He's a moron, but you're an even bigger morons.

I got to draw the line somewhere.

Yes, exactly.

Like awkward, but here's the real issue.

Yeah.

Oh my gosh, you're lucky that resolved itself.

But how stressful and also not cool.

Imagine, Gabe, the gall, the gall.

It is shameless to the point, like I'm having secondhand embarrassment.

I would be losing so much sleep over this.

I would not, I would sleep in the backyard before I would sit on this man's couch and play video games.

close relative yeah i would not be able to even sleep comfortably i would just feel too bad i guess he was just escaping what sounds like a very stressful life but it sounds like like he said it just gave up that is just a level of squatting freeloading that is hard for me to wrap my head around it in any way and now he's a dad i want so i wonder where he where did he go i'm confused