Jordan Jensen

Oh, I guess.

Probably.

Yeah.

I mean, I try.

I mean, at this point, I'm pretty good at it.

So I know like how to...

finagle a conversation you know generally i look for a blunt i'm like okay i gotta get this oh i have to change my brain i gotta fucking fire this up and make fun of this oh you're pro weed you're weed guy i love weed you love weed oh i love it okay i just started using weed for sleep and well it's weird for sleep okay but it's the only thing that's ever worked ever oh really do you use edibles

But the thing is, I think it prevents you from going into REM sleep or it hinders your REM sleep.

because every morning you wake up and you go i don't remember falling asleep but on weed you're like this is it here it is here we go yeah no i know a lot of people that use it for sleep i know a lot of people that always hated weed and used to like when i would smoke they were like why what weed makes you lazy i'm like it doesn't i'm telling you it doesn't you're lazy weed does not make you lazy that's me i always thought weed makes you lazy but i'm using it for sleep

Yeah, I thought it too until I was 30.

I met my friend Eddie.

My friend Eddie Bravo was the one who got me high for the first time when I was like 30 years old.

I hadn't gotten high since I think I got high like maybe a small handful of times when I was a comedian, when I first started doing comedy rather, and then before I was a comedian.

Like maybe my whole life, maybe seven, eight times ever being high ever until I was 30.

Would you panic?

No, I just didn't like not being in control.

You know, I always associated people who did drugs with people who never got anything done and they were a bunch of fucking losers.

And I never wanted to be that.

Oh, no.

No, no, no, no, no, no.