#2380 - Jordan Jensen

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Jordan Jensen 0:13
Hello.
Joe Rogan 0:15
What's up? Oh good, I got my legal pad here.
Jordan Jensen 0:17
Yeah, in case you need to write notes.
Joe Rogan 0:20
I'm going to take notes on what you're doing right and wrong, and I'll give them to you at the end.
Jordan Jensen 0:25
Tell me.
Joe Rogan 0:26
Okay, I will.
Jordan Jensen 0:26
So I can figure out what the wrong stuff is and stop doing it.
Joe Rogan 0:29
I want to fuck with all this stuff. I know. There's so much shit. It's crazy.
Jordan Jensen 0:33
And people keep giving me new shit.
Joe Rogan 0:34
I know. I brought a little tiny figurine of a little thing on stage one time. And every single meet and greet, people give me these little tiny animals. And I have this giant collection of them. And I'm like, I don't like these that much.
Jordan Jensen 0:45
That's the problem. It's like everybody knows that I keep a bunch of shit on this desk. So people give me shit to put on this desk. And now it's getting kind of crazy where I'm going to have to have a shelf.
Joe Rogan 0:56
I had to get a shelf. I got one of those old typewriter keyboard things.
Jordan Jensen 1:00
Look, I have like mammoth teeth. This is a piece of art.
Joe Rogan 1:04
Oh, somebody gave me one of these.
Jordan Jensen 1:05
It was cut out of a woolly mammoth tooth. Oh, that's a don't blow it.
Joe Rogan 1:08
I won't. I got one of these.
Jordan Jensen 1:09
A Mayan death whistle? Yeah, Aztec death whistle. Brian Callen blew one right before COVID hit. I'm not saying he caused it. Oh. But there's a lot of videos saying he caused it. I get it. I get it. That would be a death whistle. I think it was technically, I think when he blew it, it had already like caught on in China.
Joe Rogan 1:32
Yeah.
Jordan Jensen 1:32
Unless we're in a simulation.
Joe Rogan 1:34
Right. You're the COVID guy. I was listening to your podcast with, what's the woman who got falsely accused?
Unknown 1:42
Of what?
Joe Rogan 1:43
of uh murdering her roommate oh I was listening to that one and I like fast forwarded it one moment and it went from her being like and then I was in prison for four years to you being like well the bat's been COVID and I was like how did we how did we get here um
Jordan Jensen 1:58
Yeah, that was a fascinating podcast. Amanda Knox. She's got a Netflix series out right now where someone plays her, which has got to be super fucking weird.
Joe Rogan 2:07
Yeah.
Jordan Jensen 2:07
Like someone else plays her in like a dramatization of her getting wrongly accused at 20 years old of a murder where they had all this evidence that this guy who broke into the house fucking murdered her. His DNA was there and they ignored it because they didn't want to admit they were wrong. It's on Hulu. Hulu. Sorry.
Joe Rogan 2:26
I don't really get how that happens.
Jordan Jensen 2:29
Because cops are cunts.
Joe Rogan 2:30
Right. But just like people are cunts. Not all cops. Did they not see sperm everywhere? Oh, no. The guy was like, I fucked her.
Jordan Jensen 2:35
No, I don't know what he said. I don't know what happened. But I know that they started. They had a narrative. Oh, that he was in on it. No, no, no. They had a narrative that she did it, that she caused the murder.
Unknown 2:48
Right.
Jordan Jensen 2:48
The guy started with that and he stuck with it. And even when there was evidence that showed that there was a guy in there and then the guy did it and then the window was broken and somebody broke into the house.
Joe Rogan 2:58
And then eventually he came forward and was like, this has nothing to do with her, the guy who did do it.
Jordan Jensen 3:03
Well, I don't think he eventually ever did anything. No, like she actually had a meeting with him, which is crazy. Like after the fact, like forgave him. But she's a white girl.
Joe Rogan 3:14
She got tried twice. Twice. I know the Supreme Court. No, no, no.
Jordan Jensen 3:19
She went. She got acquitted. Like she got released. Right. And then they retried her in absentia. So she was in America while they were trying her in Italy again.
Joe Rogan 3:29
And then they said she's fine. Yeah. Which is fucking crazy.
Jordan Jensen 3:33
Give her some fucking money.
Joe Rogan 3:35
Also, the guy, Raffaella, was in solitary for six months.
Jordan Jensen 3:39
I know.
Joe Rogan 3:40
I can't fathom that.
Jordan Jensen 3:42
Yeah.
Joe Rogan 3:43
The six months in solitude is so crazy to me. One day in solitude and I'm done.
Jordan Jensen 3:47
Well, I talked to a guy that had been in solitary for years.
Joe Rogan 3:52
What does that mean? Like you shit and piss in there?
Jordan Jensen 3:55
Yeah. Yeah. What? Yeah, you get no contact.
Joe Rogan 3:59
You must be scrambly after that.
Jordan Jensen 4:01
100%.
Joe Rogan 4:03
I feel like they, yeah, it's got to do some sort of weird brain damage thing where they come out.

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