Jordan Jonas

I think when the time comes that I will be ready, but I think it, but I think that's easy to say when the time feels far off, you know, it'll be interesting if you got a cancer diagnosis tomorrow and stage four, it's like, uh, be heavy.

I mean, when you're, I mean, you're in, I did, I did have a time at a time where I thought I might, I was going to die. I had a lot of situations that could have gone either way and a lot of injuries, broken ribs and this and that, but I,

I mean, when you're, I mean, you're in, I did, I did have a time at a time where I thought I might, I was going to die. I had a lot of situations that could have gone either way and a lot of injuries, broken ribs and this and that, but I,

I mean, when you're, I mean, you're in, I did, I did have a time at a time where I thought I might, I was going to die. I had a lot of situations that could have gone either way and a lot of injuries, broken ribs and this and that, but I,

The one that I was able to be conscious through a slowly evolving experience that I thought I might die in was at one point we were siphoning gas out of a barrel. And it was almost to the bottom. And I was sucking really hard to get the gas out. And then I didn't get the siphon going. So I waited. And then while I was sitting there, Yura put a new canister on top and put the hose in.

The one that I was able to be conscious through a slowly evolving experience that I thought I might die in was at one point we were siphoning gas out of a barrel. And it was almost to the bottom. And I was sucking really hard to get the gas out. And then I didn't get the siphon going. So I waited. And then while I was sitting there, Yura put a new canister on top and put the hose in.

The one that I was able to be conscious through a slowly evolving experience that I thought I might die in was at one point we were siphoning gas out of a barrel. And it was almost to the bottom. And I was sucking really hard to get the gas out. And then I didn't get the siphon going. So I waited. And then while I was sitting there, Yura put a new canister on top and put the hose in.

And I didn't see. And so then I went to get another siphon.

And I didn't see. And so then I went to get another siphon.

And I didn't see. And so then I went to get another siphon.

you know siphon and i went like sucked as hard as i couldn't just instantly like a bunch of gas filled my mouth and i couldn't like spit it out i had to go like that and i just full mouth full of gas that i just drank and i was just like oh like what is that gonna do and um and he and my friend were gonna go on this fishing trip and so was i and i was just like oh i might just stay and i was in this little russian village and uh

you know siphon and i went like sucked as hard as i couldn't just instantly like a bunch of gas filled my mouth and i couldn't like spit it out i had to go like that and i just full mouth full of gas that i just drank and i was just like oh like what is that gonna do and um and he and my friend were gonna go on this fishing trip and so was i and i was just like oh i might just stay and i was in this little russian village and uh

you know siphon and i went like sucked as hard as i couldn't just instantly like a bunch of gas filled my mouth and i couldn't like spit it out i had to go like that and i just full mouth full of gas that i just drank and i was just like oh like what is that gonna do and um and he and my friend were gonna go on this fishing trip and so was i and i was just like oh i might just stay and i was in this little russian village and uh

And they're like, all right, well, you're always like, man, I had a buddy that died doing that with diesel a couple of years ago, you know, and I was, oh man. And so anyway, I made my way to the hospital and by then, you know, you're really out of it because, and then, uh, and it was, they put me in this little dark room. It almost sounds like unrealistic, but it's actually how it happened.

And they're like, all right, well, you're always like, man, I had a buddy that died doing that with diesel a couple of years ago, you know, and I was, oh man. And so anyway, I made my way to the hospital and by then, you know, you're really out of it because, and then, uh, and it was, they put me in this little dark room. It almost sounds like unrealistic, but it's actually how it happened.

And they're like, all right, well, you're always like, man, I had a buddy that died doing that with diesel a couple of years ago, you know, and I was, oh man. And so anyway, I made my way to the hospital and by then, you know, you're really out of it because, and then, uh, and it was, they put me in this little dark room. It almost sounds like unrealistic, but it's actually how it happened.

They put me in a little, a little, uh,

They put me in a little, a little, uh,

They put me in a little, a little, uh,

room with a toilet and they gave me a cold you know galvanized bucket and then like they just had a cold water faucet and they're just like just chug water and puke into the toilet and just flush your system as much as you can but they only had a cold water faucet so I was just sitting there like chug chug chug chug until like you puke and chug until you're puking I'm in the dark and I