Jordan Klepper
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The Daily Show: Ears Edition
The Precap | Jordan Klepper on "Don't Believe Your Eyes" Week
I'm not anti-pyramid.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
The Precap | Jordan Klepper on "Don't Believe Your Eyes" Week
But I don't fully understand.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
The Precap | Jordan Klepper on "Don't Believe Your Eyes" Week
We work our way up a pyramid.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
The Precap | Jordan Klepper on "Don't Believe Your Eyes" Week
I'm pro-pyramids.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
The Precap | Jordan Klepper on "Don't Believe Your Eyes" Week
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
The Precap | Jordan Klepper on "Don't Believe Your Eyes" Week
I don't like the ways in which they were constructed.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
The Precap | Jordan Klepper on "Don't Believe Your Eyes" Week
Yes, of course.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
The Precap | Jordan Klepper on "Don't Believe Your Eyes" Week
I'm union labor when it comes to pyramids.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
The Precap | Jordan Klepper on "Don't Believe Your Eyes" Week
You would be a fair pharaoh.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
The Precap | Jordan Klepper on "Don't Believe Your Eyes" Week
Fairest of pharaohs.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
The Precap | Jordan Klepper on "Don't Believe Your Eyes" Week
Okay, good.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
The Precap | Jordan Klepper on "Don't Believe Your Eyes" Week
And I don't even need a pyramid, you know?
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
The Precap | Jordan Klepper on "Don't Believe Your Eyes" Week
Just a small, some altar.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
The Precap | Jordan Klepper on "Don't Believe Your Eyes" Week
I don't know.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
The Precap | Jordan Klepper on "Don't Believe Your Eyes" Week
It'd be very, I'm Midwestern in my Pharisees' wishes.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
The Precap | Jordan Klepper on "Don't Believe Your Eyes" Week
Classic Midwestern pharaoh.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
The Precap | Jordan Klepper on "Don't Believe Your Eyes" Week
He's just a sweetheart.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
The Precap | Jordan Klepper on "Don't Believe Your Eyes" Week
It's just a respectable little place to bury him and his wishes, you know?
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
The Precap | Jordan Klepper on "Don't Believe Your Eyes" Week
Watch the Packers.
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
The Precap | Jordan Klepper on "Don't Believe Your Eyes" Week
Yeah, so watch the Packers.