Jordan Klepper
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I knew the war on Christmas was coming back.
Mostly because Pete Hegseth texted me the Christmas war plans last week.
The dude can't stop.
Learn a lesson, Pete.
But yes, a church in Illinois decided to turn their nativity scene into a political protest.
And Sean Hannity is not happy.
You know, I'm a big, I am a purist when it comes to free speech.
Even stupid speech, even ignorant speech, and this is it.
However, this is done on purpose.
Yes.
I, too, am a big supporter of free speech, unless it's done on purpose.
Now, accidental free speech, that's where it's at.
Sleepwalking Tourette's, that I fully support.
But that nativity scene was just the opening salvo in the war on Christmas.
Over in Portland, they're launching a full invasion.
Yes.
It's obviously a Christmas tree, even if you don't say it.
No one sees this and thinks, the tree of the dark lord Cthulhu comes earlier and earlier every year.
Maybe they just forgot to say the word Christmas.
This time of year, people forget shit.