Jordan Klepper
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
It's so funny.
But after I showed Home Alone to my son for the first time, he got in a little fight with me the next day, and he made the Home Alone wish kind of under his breath, which is what I think is like, I want to be alone.
I wish my family would disappear.
I wish my family would disappear.
He made that wish.
He threw it out there.
I was like, whoa, whoa.
And I let it dangle.
I was like, okay, I hear you.
I hear you.
Did part of you want to like hide the next morning?
No, I think out of sheer fear that if I hid the next morning and he was so happy, it would break me for the rest of my life.
It would backfire.
That's going to make your heart just jump right out of your chest.
That's no fault to the Ninja Lux Cafe.
Yeah, so we're not besmirching the brand.
Yeah, no.
That's a great question.
You know what I would do?
First thing that jumps to my head, I would do Death Letter by the White Stripes under Blackpool Lights.