Jordan Klepper
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And you think, screw it, I'll go on the dark web and buy the idea of a dead guy named Doug Schapovsky.
But sure enough, Schapovsky was a serial arsonist.
So now me, Doug, you can't get a job anywhere.
I mean, you only have one choice.
To sell these delicious food like pasta racks for only $3 a box.
Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
You know what that sounds means?
It's time to check the old KDB email.
Lisa writes, hey, Costa, are you bullish on AI-enabled toys this holiday season?
Listen here, Lisa, when it comes to AI, I'm your guy, okay?
And by that, I mean, yes, I like it.
I don't know why I talk like this.
Ho, ho, ho, hit me!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, all right?
Now, that is a bad business move.
You can't pull this cute little guy off the shelf.
Just put him on a different shelf, all right?
Welcome to The Daily Show.
I'm Jordan Klepper.
We got so much to talk about tonight.