Jordan Klepper
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Podcast Appearances
I can't tell you how many times I've been dying to know what I am wearing!
Eat shit, mirrors!
Now, I know what you're wondering.
Is there a robot that doesn't look like Pippi Longstocking survived a fire?
Is it on mute?
Hello, beautiful.
Did it hurt when you fell off the assembly line at a Shandong warehouse?
Anyway, this is teching awesome.
A robot that is so depressed, it can't even talk.
She reminds me of my mom.
And did you notice, David, judging by that sculpted face, I can already tell he's gonna be an absolute diva in the Fire Island house.
All in all, I'm certifying Aria and David as tilfs.
Technology I'd like to focus my attention on.
And ****.
Well, that's all the time we have for Tech Yeah.
Tune in next time where I'll show you how to avoid dropping your phone in the toilet by shitting in your yard.
Welcome back to The Daily Show.
My guest tonight just won a Best Actor Golden Globe for his role in The Secret Agent.
Please welcome Bogner Mora.
Thank you very much.