Jordan Myrick

When boys do a jackknife into the pool, that's for a boy. Sure. You know what I mean?

When boys do a jackknife into the pool, that's for a boy. Sure. You know what I mean?

In a good way, but a little bit.

In a good way, but a little bit.

Those are for girls. So I was like, front flip girl, back flip boy. Yeah. Stupid shit like that.

Those are for girls. So I was like, front flip girl, back flip boy. Yeah. Stupid shit like that.

That was me with cheer. Yeah. You get too big. I was like, when I was first doing cheer, I was like a flyer. I was one of those ones. They're like up in the air. As soon as I got too big and I had to be a base, I said, Hey, fuck this sport. I'm out. I ain't holding another bitch. No way.

That was me with cheer. Yeah. You get too big. I was like, when I was first doing cheer, I was like a flyer. I was one of those ones. They're like up in the air. As soon as I got too big and I had to be a base, I said, Hey, fuck this sport. I'm out. I ain't holding another bitch. No way.

It's either me or nothing.

It's either me or nothing.

but they're also like their bones are smaller than mine right like there has to be some kind of anatomical study because they're so they're smaller than me in every single way yeah it's kind of like you know how older homes the doorways are smaller because people generally speaking were small not just not talking about fatness at all just like generally speaking were smaller yeah yeah

but they're also like their bones are smaller than mine right like there has to be some kind of anatomical study because they're so they're smaller than me in every single way yeah it's kind of like you know how older homes the doorways are smaller because people generally speaking were small not just not talking about fatness at all just like generally speaking were smaller yeah yeah

And I was like, now I'm like, what did I get? Massive bones on my list? What happened? I'm just like, I generally feel like just girth wise, I'm a lot thicker than most people. Yeah. And all the carpets I worked during award season, the entire time I was like, everybody, they're like eye level with like right underneath my tits. Why are they so small? I don't know.

And I was like, now I'm like, what did I get? Massive bones on my list? What happened? I'm just like, I generally feel like just girth wise, I'm a lot thicker than most people. Yeah. And all the carpets I worked during award season, the entire time I was like, everybody, they're like eye level with like right underneath my tits. Why are they so small? I don't know.

They're like, Kendall will take it.

They're like, Kendall will take it.

Literally. The last one I have about Kendall, it says, March 30th, 2014, you dressed up as the Jonas Brothers.

Literally. The last one I have about Kendall, it says, March 30th, 2014, you dressed up as the Jonas Brothers.

So first of all- Are you Joe?

So first of all- Are you Joe?