Jordan Myrick

You're looking and you're going, they might've been onto something.

You're looking and you're going, they might've been onto something.

I said that.

I said that.

You're throwing off the aesthetics, the whole thing.

You're throwing off the aesthetics, the whole thing.

That's not true.

That's not true.

No, I'm like, I haven't studied his anatomy close enough, but I believe you. When I was a kid, I, um, I remember one time I wanted to be Neo from the matrix. Um, I've never, I'd never seen that movie. I just thought the look was sick and I wanted like my hair to all be slicked back like that. And I was like, probably like seven or eight. And I told my mom, like, I want to be Neo from the matrix.

No, I'm like, I haven't studied his anatomy close enough, but I believe you. When I was a kid, I, um, I remember one time I wanted to be Neo from the matrix. Um, I've never, I'd never seen that movie. I just thought the look was sick and I wanted like my hair to all be slicked back like that. And I was like, probably like seven or eight. And I told my mom, like, I want to be Neo from the matrix.

And she was like, well, you've never seen that movie. And I was like, no, I know, but the outfit is awesome. Um, And she's like, well, there's a girl in the movie. Like her name is Trinity. Like you could be her. And I was like, I want to be Neo or Neo. So she dressed me like literally slicked all my hair back. She like put like dark stuff in my hair. So it was really dark.

And she was like, well, you've never seen that movie. And I was like, no, I know, but the outfit is awesome. Um, And she's like, well, there's a girl in the movie. Like her name is Trinity. Like you could be her. And I was like, I want to be Neo or Neo. So she dressed me like literally slicked all my hair back. She like put like dark stuff in my hair. So it was really dark.

And she gave me those little glasses and I had the trench coat and everything sweating my ass off. Cause it was so hot. And I kept that shit button to the top, that trench coat button to the top for the whole night. And I had like boots. I felt like the baddest bitch alive. And for some reason I always dressed as men. Yeah. I was cross-dressing a lot as a child. And I always had the most fun.

And she gave me those little glasses and I had the trench coat and everything sweating my ass off. Cause it was so hot. And I kept that shit button to the top, that trench coat button to the top for the whole night. And I had like boots. I felt like the baddest bitch alive. And for some reason I always dressed as men. Yeah. I was cross-dressing a lot as a child. And I always had the most fun.

And I remember walking around that party and my mom was like, you know, not a lot of kids might not know who you are. Because I was so into it. I was like, people have to know who I am. And then when I was like, no, I was like, I'm sure they'll know. I'm sure. Not one fucking kid knew who I was. I think they all thought I was like secret service for the president. Sure.

And I remember walking around that party and my mom was like, you know, not a lot of kids might not know who you are. Because I was so into it. I was like, people have to know who I am. And then when I was like, no, I was like, I'm sure they'll know. I'm sure. Not one fucking kid knew who I was. I think they all thought I was like secret service for the president. Sure.

and then but every adult at that party was like that's fucking awesome are you neo from the matrix and i was like you're damn right i'm neo i always wanted to be a boy did you like the adult attention oh yeah i love any any and all attention i'll take it no matter who it comes from sure even like i've joked before about how like we had to do a wax museum project when i was in fifth grade and you had to pick someone you admire and the person i picked was king george the third

and then but every adult at that party was like that's fucking awesome are you neo from the matrix and i was like you're damn right i'm neo i always wanted to be a boy did you like the adult attention oh yeah i love any any and all attention i'll take it no matter who it comes from sure even like i've joked before about how like we had to do a wax museum project when i was in fifth grade and you had to pick someone you admire and the person i picked was king george the third

I don't admire him at all. I found him fascinating because he's one of the worst kings in English monarch history. And it was so concerning to my teacher that she called my mom. She was like, hey, I think maybe she should pick someone else. And I was the only girl who cross-dressed, obviously. And then it was funny when I came, my mom was like, I mean, is it against the rules?

I don't admire him at all. I found him fascinating because he's one of the worst kings in English monarch history. And it was so concerning to my teacher that she called my mom. She was like, hey, I think maybe she should pick someone else. And I was the only girl who cross-dressed, obviously. And then it was funny when I came, my mom was like, I mean, is it against the rules?