Jordan Myrick

And she's like, no, she did everything for it. And then she's like, just let her do it. Who cares? Like my mom was always like, just let her do it. Who cares? My kid's a fucking freak. It's fine. And then my mom like did my whole outfit. I remember she gave me a tiki torch in the backyard, covered the whole thing in foil. So I had like a scepter. Yes. Oh, I felt like the baddest bitch alive.

And she's like, no, she did everything for it. And then she's like, just let her do it. Who cares? Like my mom was always like, just let her do it. Who cares? My kid's a fucking freak. It's fine. And then my mom like did my whole outfit. I remember she gave me a tiki torch in the backyard, covered the whole thing in foil. So I had like a scepter. Yes. Oh, I felt like the baddest bitch alive.

I was dressed like a, like a colonial man. Like, and I had, she put like a little chain on a blanket and, and chained it to my back. And I was walking around. I was like, Oh my God, I'm so awesome. And I remember we all did go in the library and they were like, Oh, if anyone wants to do their little monologue, you had to recite, um, it's extra credit. If you do it in front of everyone.

I was dressed like a, like a colonial man. Like, and I had, she put like a little chain on a blanket and, and chained it to my back. And I was walking around. I was like, Oh my God, I'm so awesome. And I remember we all did go in the library and they were like, Oh, if anyone wants to do their little monologue, you had to recite, um, it's extra credit. If you do it in front of everyone.

And if you do it with an accent, like if you're a princess, whatever. And guess who was first in line?

And if you do it with an accent, like if you're a princess, whatever. And guess who was first in line?

Me. That was for, I literally, my hand never went up faster. I was like, And then I was like, Oh my God, this is my time to shine. And then I went, I memorized the whole thing, did it in a British accent, probably a terrible one.

Me. That was for, I literally, my hand never went up faster. I was like, And then I was like, Oh my God, this is my time to shine. And then I went, I memorized the whole thing, did it in a British accent, probably a terrible one.

And they gave me a mic too. And I remember walking, I was like high off the attention.

And they gave me a mic too. And I remember walking, I was like high off the attention.

Yeah, when I was in grade school, one time I was like, we should do the talent show to my sister. And she was like, for what? And I was like, let's just do it. What, are you going to get discovered? She does not get it. And it was like end of the year talent show, so it's like spring. And for some reason, we were really into the movie 13 going on 30.

Yeah, when I was in grade school, one time I was like, we should do the talent show to my sister. And she was like, for what? And I was like, let's just do it. What, are you going to get discovered? She does not get it. And it was like end of the year talent show, so it's like spring. And for some reason, we were really into the movie 13 going on 30.

And you know, they're super into the thriller dance in that movie. So I was like, we should do the thriller dance. Now, did we watch the actual thriller music video? No. We watched 13 Going on 30 50,000 times and then tried to memorize what little pieces they show. And then that's the only part of the dance we did is the part they do in the movie. And we dressed as zombies. And again, it's May.

And you know, they're super into the thriller dance in that movie. So I was like, we should do the thriller dance. Now, did we watch the actual thriller music video? No. We watched 13 Going on 30 50,000 times and then tried to memorize what little pieces they show. And then that's the only part of the dance we did is the part they do in the movie. And we dressed as zombies. And again, it's May.

And so it's not Halloween themed. It's not Halloween anything. And my sister was so mad at me because she did not want to do it. And I was like, come on. It'll be so fun. Come on. It was me, her, and these two other girls. And we, like, put white paint on our face. Like, we're just all pink. Music's all low. I was like, if I ever find that footage, it's probably so bad.

And so it's not Halloween themed. It's not Halloween anything. And my sister was so mad at me because she did not want to do it. And I was like, come on. It'll be so fun. Come on. It was me, her, and these two other girls. And we, like, put white paint on our face. Like, we're just all pink. Music's all low. I was like, if I ever find that footage, it's probably so bad.

But there's so many parts of the song that we didn't know dance moves to. So we were just standing there going.

But there's so many parts of the song that we didn't know dance moves to. So we were just standing there going.

but now the jokes on them. Now look at us.

but now the jokes on them. Now look at us.