Jordan Schlansky

Happy birthday. Thank you. That was worth the wait. But I am aware of your birthday. I'm aware of your, you know, April 18th, 1963. Oh, great. I'm aware that you're an Aries, Adias, if you prefer the correct pronunciation. Would you say, no, people just say Aries. Yes, they do. But nevertheless, I'm aware of your birthday. What astrological sign was Einstein? Yes.

What I'm saying is, on your birthday, I take a minute. He was a Taurus. Yes, that's Taurus, you know, Toto in Spanish, Italian, the bull Taurus. But but my point is on your birthday, I did silently acknowledge to myself that it was your birthday.

What I'm saying is, on your birthday, I take a minute. He was a Taurus. Yes, that's Taurus, you know, Toto in Spanish, Italian, the bull Taurus. But but my point is on your birthday, I did silently acknowledge to myself that it was your birthday.

What I'm saying is, on your birthday, I take a minute. He was a Taurus. Yes, that's Taurus, you know, Toto in Spanish, Italian, the bull Taurus. But but my point is on your birthday, I did silently acknowledge to myself that it was your birthday.

That's Conan's birthday.

That's Conan's birthday.

That's Conan's birthday.

There was one moment in particular that I had anticipated, one moment in time. Which was? Which was that silence between the 20th century Fox fanfare and the opening music by John Williams. All I wanted was that moment. All you wanted was that moment? Out of two hours, I wanted that one moment.

There was one moment in particular that I had anticipated, one moment in time. Which was? Which was that silence between the 20th century Fox fanfare and the opening music by John Williams. All I wanted was that moment. All you wanted was that moment? Out of two hours, I wanted that one moment.

There was one moment in particular that I had anticipated, one moment in time. Which was? Which was that silence between the 20th century Fox fanfare and the opening music by John Williams. All I wanted was that moment. All you wanted was that moment? Out of two hours, I wanted that one moment.

And I could tell by the person you were with, you were there in an ironic fashion. You were there to kind of look at the fans and see how they react to the stimulus. I knew what was happening.

And I could tell by the person you were with, you were there in an ironic fashion. You were there to kind of look at the fans and see how they react to the stimulus. I knew what was happening.

And I could tell by the person you were with, you were there in an ironic fashion. You were there to kind of look at the fans and see how they react to the stimulus. I knew what was happening.

The part where you weren't cracking jokes in my ear.

The part where you weren't cracking jokes in my ear.

The part where you weren't cracking jokes in my ear.

What I'm saying is I appreciate the place of humor in the world and certainly your humor. No question. But there are times where I want to be emotionally moved. Do you like is your brain? Your brain fascinates me. You're clearly an extraordinary man. OK, you know, there are times where you want to look at a piece of art and be brought to tears. Do you want do you cry at movies?

What I'm saying is I appreciate the place of humor in the world and certainly your humor. No question. But there are times where I want to be emotionally moved. Do you like is your brain? Your brain fascinates me. You're clearly an extraordinary man. OK, you know, there are times where you want to look at a piece of art and be brought to tears. Do you want do you cry at movies?

What I'm saying is I appreciate the place of humor in the world and certainly your humor. No question. But there are times where I want to be emotionally moved. Do you like is your brain? Your brain fascinates me. You're clearly an extraordinary man. OK, you know, there are times where you want to look at a piece of art and be brought to tears. Do you want do you cry at movies?

Like, are you always cracking jokes in your head like with this ironic stance? Like, if you feel emotion welling in you, do you have to pivot into like cynicism and kind of like deconstructing in a comedic fashion? I don't think I'm a cynical person at all. Do you tear up at movies? Like when you watch Interstellar, the end of Interstellar, for example.