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Jordan Schlansky

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2106 total appearances

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Podcast Appearances

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Consumer Watchdog

Like, are you always cracking jokes in your head like with this ironic stance? Like, if you feel emotion welling in you, do you have to pivot into like cynicism and kind of like deconstructing in a comedic fashion? I don't think I'm a cynical person at all. Do you tear up at movies? Like when you watch Interstellar, the end of Interstellar, for example.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Consumer Watchdog

Like, are you always cracking jokes in your head like with this ironic stance? Like, if you feel emotion welling in you, do you have to pivot into like cynicism and kind of like deconstructing in a comedic fashion? I don't think I'm a cynical person at all. Do you tear up at movies? Like when you watch Interstellar, the end of Interstellar, for example.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Consumer Watchdog

That's not going to happen to me. No. It's fascinating. I know our brains are wired differently. I just am always curious as to the extent of it. So you don't put on movies.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Consumer Watchdog

That's not going to happen to me. No. It's fascinating. I know our brains are wired differently. I just am always curious as to the extent of it. So you don't put on movies.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Consumer Watchdog

That's not going to happen to me. No. It's fascinating. I know our brains are wired differently. I just am always curious as to the extent of it. So you don't put on movies.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Consumer Watchdog

That's me. What I'm saying is when you're alone and there's no audience, do you like, it's like late at night and you're watching like a movie, like the end scene of Gladiator. Do you, are you like cracking jokes in your head at completely inopportune times?

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Consumer Watchdog

That's me. What I'm saying is when you're alone and there's no audience, do you like, it's like late at night and you're watching like a movie, like the end scene of Gladiator. Do you, are you like cracking jokes in your head at completely inopportune times?

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Consumer Watchdog

That's me. What I'm saying is when you're alone and there's no audience, do you like, it's like late at night and you're watching like a movie, like the end scene of Gladiator. Do you, are you like cracking jokes in your head at completely inopportune times?

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Consumer Watchdog

Okay.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Consumer Watchdog

Okay.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Consumer Watchdog

Okay.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Consumer Watchdog

Oh yeah, I know the shot you're talking about.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Consumer Watchdog

Oh yeah, I know the shot you're talking about.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Consumer Watchdog

Oh yeah, I know the shot you're talking about.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Consumer Watchdog

See, that's your curse. You bring so much curse, curse, blessing. I say you bring so much joy. You bring so much joy and you have such an extraordinary mind. But your curse is you can't shut it off and you're tortured 24 seven by cracking jokes, by feeling the need to crack jokes to every emotional event that happens.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Consumer Watchdog

See, that's your curse. You bring so much curse, curse, blessing. I say you bring so much joy. You bring so much joy and you have such an extraordinary mind. But your curse is you can't shut it off and you're tortured 24 seven by cracking jokes, by feeling the need to crack jokes to every emotional event that happens.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Consumer Watchdog

See, that's your curse. You bring so much curse, curse, blessing. I say you bring so much joy. You bring so much joy and you have such an extraordinary mind. But your curse is you can't shut it off and you're tortured 24 seven by cracking jokes, by feeling the need to crack jokes to every emotional event that happens.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Consumer Watchdog

Yeah.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Consumer Watchdog

Yeah.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Consumer Watchdog

Yeah.