Jordan Schlansky

Yeah. Well, we have free time on this show. This is free time. I have the floor. I have the floor. Whoa. This is what I choose to talk about.

Time to get in your clown car there, Binky. This show is a slow burn, okay? We're not looking for like hit, hit, hit, hit. People are just driving. They enjoy just like human conversation. You see, here we are. Here we are, two men. And we're just talking. You keep saying we're men and you keep saying we're human. We're two men. We are relatable to humanity because they look at us.

Time to get in your clown car there, Binky. This show is a slow burn, okay? We're not looking for like hit, hit, hit, hit. People are just driving. They enjoy just like human conversation. You see, here we are. Here we are, two men. And we're just talking. You keep saying we're men and you keep saying we're human. We're two men. We are relatable to humanity because they look at us.

Time to get in your clown car there, Binky. This show is a slow burn, okay? We're not looking for like hit, hit, hit, hit. People are just driving. They enjoy just like human conversation. You see, here we are. Here we are, two men. And we're just talking. You keep saying we're men and you keep saying we're human. We're two men. We are relatable to humanity because they look at us.

They look at us and maybe we represent parts of their own psychology. And here we are interacting. what I'm saying is there are parts of us that are relatable to the listeners and, and you may think there's an expectation that we have to keep things moving at a certain comedic pacing. And I, and I enjoy just talking to you.

They look at us and maybe we represent parts of their own psychology. And here we are interacting. what I'm saying is there are parts of us that are relatable to the listeners and, and you may think there's an expectation that we have to keep things moving at a certain comedic pacing. And I, and I enjoy just talking to you.

They look at us and maybe we represent parts of their own psychology. And here we are interacting. what I'm saying is there are parts of us that are relatable to the listeners and, and you may think there's an expectation that we have to keep things moving at a certain comedic pacing. And I, and I enjoy just talking to you.

100% improv. Great. Yeah. It's the real deal. Great.

100% improv. Great. Yeah. It's the real deal. Great.

100% improv. Great. Yeah. It's the real deal. Great.

Would you like to? To echo what you said, I'm very particular about the products I use. I believe that one's life in part is defined by the products that surround us. We spend hours with these things, maybe even years. And aesthetically speaking, I like to have objects of beauty and utility around me. Now, I choose my products very carefully. And that is certainly true in the case of toilet paper.

Would you like to? To echo what you said, I'm very particular about the products I use. I believe that one's life in part is defined by the products that surround us. We spend hours with these things, maybe even years. And aesthetically speaking, I like to have objects of beauty and utility around me. Now, I choose my products very carefully. And that is certainly true in the case of toilet paper.

Would you like to? To echo what you said, I'm very particular about the products I use. I believe that one's life in part is defined by the products that surround us. We spend hours with these things, maybe even years. And aesthetically speaking, I like to have objects of beauty and utility around me. Now, I choose my products very carefully. And that is certainly true in the case of toilet paper.

Now, I've got some products here. that I want to talk about. Wow. That's a lot of toilet paper there. Well, I do buy toilet paper in bulk because, well, first of all, the need never goes away. Because you're a mad shitter.

Now, I've got some products here. that I want to talk about. Wow. That's a lot of toilet paper there. Well, I do buy toilet paper in bulk because, well, first of all, the need never goes away. Because you're a mad shitter.

Now, I've got some products here. that I want to talk about. Wow. That's a lot of toilet paper there. Well, I do buy toilet paper in bulk because, well, first of all, the need never goes away. Because you're a mad shitter.

So listen, I choose my toilet paper very carefully, and I like this to be a once-in-a-lifetime endeavor, okay? I don't need to re-choose my toilet paper every decade.

So listen, I choose my toilet paper very carefully, and I like this to be a once-in-a-lifetime endeavor, okay? I don't need to re-choose my toilet paper every decade.

So listen, I choose my toilet paper very carefully, and I like this to be a once-in-a-lifetime endeavor, okay? I don't need to re-choose my toilet paper every decade.

The conversation's over. Unless there's some new technology that needs to be introduced to the world. So many years ago, I sampled different toilet papers. There were the aesthetics. There was the design on the paper itself. Was it a quilt? Where did you sample them?