Jordan Schlansky

The conversation's over. Unless there's some new technology that needs to be introduced to the world. So many years ago, I sampled different toilet papers. There were the aesthetics. There was the design on the paper itself. Was it a quilt? Where did you sample them?

The conversation's over. Unless there's some new technology that needs to be introduced to the world. So many years ago, I sampled different toilet papers. There were the aesthetics. There was the design on the paper itself. Was it a quilt? Where did you sample them?

Over time, I purchased different items.

Over time, I purchased different items.

Over time, I purchased different items.

No, I did not. No.

No, I did not. No.

No, I did not. No.

I decided on a on Charmin. At the time, it was called, I believe, Charmin Plus or Charmin Plus Lotion or Charmin Plus Aloe. And they've gone through many iterations of the name over the years. And it was basically they marketed it as having lotion in it. The lotion was mainly mineral oil. Sure, they put some Aloe in there just to say that they did.

I decided on a on Charmin. At the time, it was called, I believe, Charmin Plus or Charmin Plus Lotion or Charmin Plus Aloe. And they've gone through many iterations of the name over the years. And it was basically they marketed it as having lotion in it. The lotion was mainly mineral oil. Sure, they put some Aloe in there just to say that they did.

I decided on a on Charmin. At the time, it was called, I believe, Charmin Plus or Charmin Plus Lotion or Charmin Plus Aloe. And they've gone through many iterations of the name over the years. And it was basically they marketed it as having lotion in it. The lotion was mainly mineral oil. Sure, they put some Aloe in there just to say that they did.

But the bulk of it was mineral oil, which is not an expensive addition. Nevertheless, when you're talking about friction. A situation which is inherently comprised of friction and abrasion. What do you mean a situation? What I'm saying is the use of toilet paper. Any any physicist would know that the use of toilet paper involves friction to objects rubbing together. You're talking about abrasion.

But the bulk of it was mineral oil, which is not an expensive addition. Nevertheless, when you're talking about friction. A situation which is inherently comprised of friction and abrasion. What do you mean a situation? What I'm saying is the use of toilet paper. Any any physicist would know that the use of toilet paper involves friction to objects rubbing together. You're talking about abrasion.

But the bulk of it was mineral oil, which is not an expensive addition. Nevertheless, when you're talking about friction. A situation which is inherently comprised of friction and abrasion. What do you mean a situation? What I'm saying is the use of toilet paper. Any any physicist would know that the use of toilet paper involves friction to objects rubbing together. You're talking about abrasion.

You're talking about erosion for all the environmentalists out there. There is a human bodily erosion when using any toilet paper product. Okay. Any toilet paper.

You're talking about erosion for all the environmentalists out there. There is a human bodily erosion when using any toilet paper product. Okay. Any toilet paper.

You're talking about erosion for all the environmentalists out there. There is a human bodily erosion when using any toilet paper product. Okay. Any toilet paper.

You're going to get erosion. You're wearing away pieces of your ass. What are you doing? Yes, you absolutely. If it's if that's where you're using it. What I'm saying, what I'm saying is.

You're going to get erosion. You're wearing away pieces of your ass. What are you doing? Yes, you absolutely. If it's if that's where you're using it. What I'm saying, what I'm saying is.

You're going to get erosion. You're wearing away pieces of your ass. What are you doing? Yes, you absolutely. If it's if that's where you're using it. What I'm saying, what I'm saying is.