Jordan Schlansky

I buy my toilet paper in bulk because it never expires. I don't enjoy buying toilet paper. I don't want to buy toilet paper more often. I want to buy it less often.

Do they think you have an issue? Yes. Yes, I do get unusual looks. I'm used to unusual looks for a variety of reasons that never that never deters me. So I buy mine by the case. So I've got some cases here. I've got a back stock that I bought over the past few years. OK, now this is.

Do they think you have an issue? Yes. Yes, I do get unusual looks. I'm used to unusual looks for a variety of reasons that never that never deters me. So I buy mine by the case. So I've got some cases here. I've got a back stock that I bought over the past few years. OK, now this is.

Do they think you have an issue? Yes. Yes, I do get unusual looks. I'm used to unusual looks for a variety of reasons that never that never deters me. So I buy mine by the case. So I've got some cases here. I've got a back stock that I bought over the past few years. OK, now this is.

I pick the most damaged box because I like the boxes to look aesthetically beautiful. When I have an entire room full of toilet paper boxes, I like them to look beautiful. A lot of times you get shipping damage. Anyway, so the point is I buy them in these cases of 18 rolls. These are mega rolls.

I pick the most damaged box because I like the boxes to look aesthetically beautiful. When I have an entire room full of toilet paper boxes, I like them to look beautiful. A lot of times you get shipping damage. Anyway, so the point is I buy them in these cases of 18 rolls. These are mega rolls.

I pick the most damaged box because I like the boxes to look aesthetically beautiful. When I have an entire room full of toilet paper boxes, I like them to look beautiful. A lot of times you get shipping damage. Anyway, so the point is I buy them in these cases of 18 rolls. These are mega rolls.

Now, again, in a ridiculous overcomplication, Procter & Gamble has decided to offer different sizes of their rolls. They have the regular roll. They have the giant roll. Then they have the mega roll. The mega is the biggest. I've done the research.

Now, again, in a ridiculous overcomplication, Procter & Gamble has decided to offer different sizes of their rolls. They have the regular roll. They have the giant roll. Then they have the mega roll. The mega is the biggest. I've done the research.

Now, again, in a ridiculous overcomplication, Procter & Gamble has decided to offer different sizes of their rolls. They have the regular roll. They have the giant roll. Then they have the mega roll. The mega is the biggest. I've done the research.

No, the mega roll. You would not a person of your course, visual perception would not even recognize the difference between a giant roll and a mega roll. But I do. OK, I look deep beneath the surface. Anyway, just listen to me, OK? This case, this case.

No, the mega roll. You would not a person of your course, visual perception would not even recognize the difference between a giant roll and a mega roll. But I do. OK, I look deep beneath the surface. Anyway, just listen to me, OK? This case, this case.

No, the mega roll. You would not a person of your course, visual perception would not even recognize the difference between a giant roll and a mega roll. But I do. OK, I look deep beneath the surface. Anyway, just listen to me, OK? This case, this case.

Yeah, this case of 18 Charmin Ultra Gentle mega rolls cost $19.99. I bought this for many years. OK, slight variations of the price up and down, but that's basically it. So recently I bought my Charmin order and I bought my 18 mega rolls for $19.99 and this came, okay? And I could already see the packaging is different and this is telling me, yeah.

Yeah, this case of 18 Charmin Ultra Gentle mega rolls cost $19.99. I bought this for many years. OK, slight variations of the price up and down, but that's basically it. So recently I bought my Charmin order and I bought my 18 mega rolls for $19.99 and this came, okay? And I could already see the packaging is different and this is telling me, yeah.

Yeah, this case of 18 Charmin Ultra Gentle mega rolls cost $19.99. I bought this for many years. OK, slight variations of the price up and down, but that's basically it. So recently I bought my Charmin order and I bought my 18 mega rolls for $19.99 and this came, okay? And I could already see the packaging is different and this is telling me, yeah.

So this is telling me that something is off, okay? So something changed. Something changed. Instead of a case, now I have this package. And immediately I'm suspicious. And listen, I don't want to look for a new brand of toilet paper. I don't like change when it comes to my toilet paper. OK, a lot of things in life should change.

So this is telling me that something is off, okay? So something changed. Something changed. Instead of a case, now I have this package. And immediately I'm suspicious. And listen, I don't want to look for a new brand of toilet paper. I don't like change when it comes to my toilet paper. OK, a lot of things in life should change.

So this is telling me that something is off, okay? So something changed. Something changed. Instead of a case, now I have this package. And immediately I'm suspicious. And listen, I don't want to look for a new brand of toilet paper. I don't like change when it comes to my toilet paper. OK, a lot of things in life should change.

But like things like matches, toilet paper, they don't need to change. So. The old Charmin Ultra Gentle, while the sheet size is the same, had 286 two-ply sheets per roll. Okay. The new Charmin has 231 two-ply sheets per roll. Okay. So the overall square footage of an 18-pack used to be about 51 meters squared, which Whereas this is only about 41 meters squared, which is a 20% decrease.