Jordan Schlansky

Just be upfront and be like, hey, we're charging $24. And by the way, the packaging has changed too. I used to... If I have guests... I like to put a six pack of Charmin unopened, sealed into that restroom.

Just be upfront and be like, hey, we're charging $24. And by the way, the packaging has changed too. I used to... If I have guests... I like to put a six pack of Charmin unopened, sealed into that restroom.

Just be upfront and be like, hey, we're charging $24. And by the way, the packaging has changed too. I used to... If I have guests... I like to put a six pack of Charmin unopened, sealed into that restroom.

I'll tell you why. Okay, if you go into a guest room, you want to know you have enough toilet paper for your stay there. You don't want to worry that you're going to have to ask for more toilet paper.

I'll tell you why. Okay, if you go into a guest room, you want to know you have enough toilet paper for your stay there. You don't want to worry that you're going to have to ask for more toilet paper.

I'll tell you why. Okay, if you go into a guest room, you want to know you have enough toilet paper for your stay there. You don't want to worry that you're going to have to ask for more toilet paper.

Because that's implying that you use above the average amount of toilet paper, okay? Yeah. Six rolls is enough to comfort people. It's not excessive. It's like, no matter what happens to me in this week, I'm going to have enough toilet paper. Six of these? Six of these?

Because that's implying that you use above the average amount of toilet paper, okay? Yeah. Six rolls is enough to comfort people. It's not excessive. It's like, no matter what happens to me in this week, I'm going to have enough toilet paper. Six of these? Six of these?

Because that's implying that you use above the average amount of toilet paper, okay? Yeah. Six rolls is enough to comfort people. It's not excessive. It's like, no matter what happens to me in this week, I'm going to have enough toilet paper. Six of these? Six of these?

You don't have to use all six. You just know they're there. Okay? It's comforting.

You don't have to use all six. You just know they're there. Okay? It's comforting.

You don't have to use all six. You just know they're there. Okay? It's comforting.

Abundance. I like to show them that there is an abundance of toilet paper. Whatever happens to you while you're here, you are covered. Anyway, just let me get this out.

Abundance. I like to show them that there is an abundance of toilet paper. Whatever happens to you while you're here, you are covered. Anyway, just let me get this out.

Abundance. I like to show them that there is an abundance of toilet paper. Whatever happens to you while you're here, you are covered. Anyway, just let me get this out.

I want my guests to know it's Charmin because I want them to know it's a high-quality premium product, and I'm not just buying in bulk at Costco.

I want my guests to know it's Charmin because I want them to know it's a high-quality premium product, and I'm not just buying in bulk at Costco.

I want my guests to know it's Charmin because I want them to know it's a high-quality premium product, and I'm not just buying in bulk at Costco.

Are you getting any money from Charmin? No. Clearly not. I just criticize them. But at the same time, I do appreciate the quality of the paper. That has not changed. Nevertheless, their new packaging inside the outer package with the bear is just a generic plastic case. My guests think that I'm buying from like Costco or something like that. They don't know it's Charmin.

Are you getting any money from Charmin? No. Clearly not. I just criticize them. But at the same time, I do appreciate the quality of the paper. That has not changed. Nevertheless, their new packaging inside the outer package with the bear is just a generic plastic case. My guests think that I'm buying from like Costco or something like that. They don't know it's Charmin.