Jordan Schlansky

Okay, but when I travel... What erectus bone? When I travel, I don't have access to my devices, so I improvise.

Okay, but when I travel... What erectus bone? When I travel, I don't have access to my devices, so I improvise.

I use a garbage can in the hotel.

I use a garbage can in the hotel.

I use a garbage can in the hotel.

I don't use the garbage can in the way you're thinking. I use a garbage pail to orient my body in a certain position. Do you understand?

I don't use the garbage can in the way you're thinking. I use a garbage pail to orient my body in a certain position. Do you understand?

I don't use the garbage can in the way you're thinking. I use a garbage pail to orient my body in a certain position. Do you understand?

I adapt to the situation. This is why I survive. It's not my strength. It's my adaptability. If I don't have a toilet stool to properly orient my puborectalis muscle.

I adapt to the situation. This is why I survive. It's not my strength. It's my adaptability. If I don't have a toilet stool to properly orient my puborectalis muscle.

I adapt to the situation. This is why I survive. It's not my strength. It's my adaptability. If I don't have a toilet stool to properly orient my puborectalis muscle.

Well, first of all, there shouldn't even if you're a human animal, a Neanderthal, and you wanted to.

Well, first of all, there shouldn't even if you're a human animal, a Neanderthal, and you wanted to.

Well, first of all, there shouldn't even if you're a human animal, a Neanderthal, and you wanted to.

No one's ever said Neanderthal. I just said it. The point is you're supposed to be squatting on the ground, fully squatted in a fully squatting position to open up that puborectalis.

No one's ever said Neanderthal. I just said it. The point is you're supposed to be squatting on the ground, fully squatted in a fully squatting position to open up that puborectalis.

No one's ever said Neanderthal. I just said it. The point is you're supposed to be squatting on the ground, fully squatted in a fully squatting position to open up that puborectalis.

Yeah, so that simulates a squatting position, even though you're on a modern toilet bowl. Now, also, you haven't even mentioned how tall that toilet bowl is. You know, there's a variable height. I like to go with the Kohler Wellworth, 15 inches off the ground, no more. Then they have a higher one.

Yeah, so that simulates a squatting position, even though you're on a modern toilet bowl. Now, also, you haven't even mentioned how tall that toilet bowl is. You know, there's a variable height. I like to go with the Kohler Wellworth, 15 inches off the ground, no more. Then they have a higher one.

Yeah, so that simulates a squatting position, even though you're on a modern toilet bowl. Now, also, you haven't even mentioned how tall that toilet bowl is. You know, there's a variable height. I like to go with the Kohler Wellworth, 15 inches off the ground, no more. Then they have a higher one.