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Jordan Schlansky

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2106 total appearances

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Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Marriage Counseling

I've seen injury. I've seen you concussed. Yeah. Yes, I've seen you in your lowest emotional state and your highest emotional state, often within a one hour period. Yeah. And and with that intimacy, with that intimacy, because we are human beings and this is not a robotic interaction.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Marriage Counseling

Most human beings just what I'm saying is there are going to be ups and downs. Yes, of course. I respect you and I think you're a great man. Are you without injury to me? Have there been injurious experiences? Of course there have. And I accept that as part of the human experience. We can speak of them if you like.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Marriage Counseling

Most human beings just what I'm saying is there are going to be ups and downs. Yes, of course. I respect you and I think you're a great man. Are you without injury to me? Have there been injurious experiences? Of course there have. And I accept that as part of the human experience. We can speak of them if you like.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Marriage Counseling

Most human beings just what I'm saying is there are going to be ups and downs. Yes, of course. I respect you and I think you're a great man. Are you without injury to me? Have there been injurious experiences? Of course there have. And I accept that as part of the human experience. We can speak of them if you like.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Marriage Counseling

Well, listen, again, we have to present proper context. Of course, I'm concerned about your health and your longevity, both from a practical financial standpoint and also a human relationship standpoint. If I see you partaking in unhealthy behavior, I'd like to think we're at a stage where I can mention it to you respectfully.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Marriage Counseling

Well, listen, again, we have to present proper context. Of course, I'm concerned about your health and your longevity, both from a practical financial standpoint and also a human relationship standpoint. If I see you partaking in unhealthy behavior, I'd like to think we're at a stage where I can mention it to you respectfully.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Marriage Counseling

Well, listen, again, we have to present proper context. Of course, I'm concerned about your health and your longevity, both from a practical financial standpoint and also a human relationship standpoint. If I see you partaking in unhealthy behavior, I'd like to think we're at a stage where I can mention it to you respectfully.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Marriage Counseling

Yeah, it started at the end of 2001. It was right after that. And by 2003, you had corrected.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Marriage Counseling

Yeah, it started at the end of 2001. It was right after that. And by 2003, you had corrected.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Marriage Counseling

Yeah, it started at the end of 2001. It was right after that. And by 2003, you had corrected.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Marriage Counseling

Thank you, John. I can't confirm that I use that word, but I have no reason to doubt you.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Marriage Counseling

Thank you, John. I can't confirm that I use that word, but I have no reason to doubt you.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Marriage Counseling

Thank you, John. I can't confirm that I use that word, but I have no reason to doubt you.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Marriage Counseling

When I called you the beast, was I referring to your physical condition or was I referring to maybe an emotional attack that you performed on me?

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Marriage Counseling

When I called you the beast, was I referring to your physical condition or was I referring to maybe an emotional attack that you performed on me?

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Marriage Counseling

When I called you the beast, was I referring to your physical condition or was I referring to maybe an emotional attack that you performed on me?

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Marriage Counseling

I don't even know anymore. Well, if you prefer to speak about injurious behavior, we can. You've clearly brought up something that bothers you, this comment that I allegedly made.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Marriage Counseling

I don't even know anymore. Well, if you prefer to speak about injurious behavior, we can. You've clearly brought up something that bothers you, this comment that I allegedly made.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Marriage Counseling

I don't even know anymore. Well, if you prefer to speak about injurious behavior, we can. You've clearly brought up something that bothers you, this comment that I allegedly made.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Marriage Counseling

Yeah, you know, I'm noticing right now on the right corner of your mouth, I'm curious, above all, scientifically speaking, you two are doctors. Doctor comes from the Latin docere, or in the ecclesiastical pronunciation, docere. It actually means to teach, which is perfectly suited to you two. Right. I'm just curious scientifically, how does it happen? Like you have a mirror, you're shaving.