Jordan Schlansky

Yeah, you know, I'm noticing right now on the right corner of your mouth, I'm curious, above all, scientifically speaking, you two are doctors. Doctor comes from the Latin docere, or in the ecclesiastical pronunciation, docere. It actually means to teach, which is perfectly suited to you two. Right. I'm just curious scientifically, how does it happen? Like you have a mirror, you're shaving.

Yeah, you know, I'm noticing right now on the right corner of your mouth, I'm curious, above all, scientifically speaking, you two are doctors. Doctor comes from the Latin docere, or in the ecclesiastical pronunciation, docere. It actually means to teach, which is perfectly suited to you two. Right. I'm just curious scientifically, how does it happen? Like you have a mirror, you're shaving.

How do you miss such large chunks of hair on the corners of your mouth? And I'm not trying to insult you. I know conventionally speaking, it sounds like I am. I'm really, as a scientist, how does it happen? I'm just very curious.

How do you miss such large chunks of hair on the corners of your mouth? And I'm not trying to insult you. I know conventionally speaking, it sounds like I am. I'm really, as a scientist, how does it happen? I'm just very curious.

How do you miss such large chunks of hair on the corners of your mouth? And I'm not trying to insult you. I know conventionally speaking, it sounds like I am. I'm really, as a scientist, how does it happen? I'm just very curious.

This is bad for both. Can I respectfully ask, which I think is constructive, if I notice large patches of unshaved hair on your face, would you prefer if I remain silent and don't bring it to your attention? Like if you walk in and you just have a huge patch of hair maybe on your head. Adam's apple, for example. You prefer that I note it internally.

This is bad for both. Can I respectfully ask, which I think is constructive, if I notice large patches of unshaved hair on your face, would you prefer if I remain silent and don't bring it to your attention? Like if you walk in and you just have a huge patch of hair maybe on your head. Adam's apple, for example. You prefer that I note it internally.

This is bad for both. Can I respectfully ask, which I think is constructive, if I notice large patches of unshaved hair on your face, would you prefer if I remain silent and don't bring it to your attention? Like if you walk in and you just have a huge patch of hair maybe on your head. Adam's apple, for example. You prefer that I note it internally.

Well, first of all, you're implying that the hair is growing out so much. I'm just simply asking you.

Well, first of all, you're implying that the hair is growing out so much. I'm just simply asking you.

Well, first of all, you're implying that the hair is growing out so much. I'm just simply asking you.

I have seen it. I have seen such wild growth in a very specific area. Can I just say one thing?

I have seen it. I have seen such wild growth in a very specific area. Can I just say one thing?

I have seen it. I have seen such wild growth in a very specific area. Can I just say one thing?

Okay, I will be quiet. I will note it to myself.

Okay, I will be quiet. I will note it to myself.

Okay, I will be quiet. I will note it to myself.

maybe before taping. And bring to your attention your errors, your shaving errors in private. Okay, pause. Yes.

maybe before taping. And bring to your attention your errors, your shaving errors in private. Okay, pause. Yes.

maybe before taping. And bring to your attention your errors, your shaving errors in private. Okay, pause. Yes.