Jordan Schlansky

They're encouraging this use of artificial colors as those people that wrote those letters to General Mills did.

They're encouraging this use of artificial colors as those people that wrote those letters to General Mills did.

They're encouraging this use of artificial colors as those people that wrote those letters to General Mills did.

Yeah, I actually feel wasteful when I throw away half my marshmallows. It's good to know that you would have saved them for me. Can you save them for me? You know what? You can buy your own marshmallows. It's ridiculous to suggest that I would save them and transport them to you. You want some Froot Loops? Yeah. Let me try the Froot Loops. Take a look.

Yeah, I actually feel wasteful when I throw away half my marshmallows. It's good to know that you would have saved them for me. Can you save them for me? You know what? You can buy your own marshmallows. It's ridiculous to suggest that I would save them and transport them to you. You want some Froot Loops? Yeah. Let me try the Froot Loops. Take a look.

Yeah, I actually feel wasteful when I throw away half my marshmallows. It's good to know that you would have saved them for me. Can you save them for me? You know what? You can buy your own marshmallows. It's ridiculous to suggest that I would save them and transport them to you. You want some Froot Loops? Yeah. Let me try the Froot Loops. Take a look.

Take a look at the British Froot Loops and understand that they taste the same.

Take a look at the British Froot Loops and understand that they taste the same.

Take a look at the British Froot Loops and understand that they taste the same.

That was- I found them in your office. Yeah, in 2008. Okay, so what happened? Shot in 2007, by the way, aired in early 2008. Okay, I'm a good driver.

That was- I found them in your office. Yeah, in 2008. Okay, so what happened? Shot in 2007, by the way, aired in early 2008. Okay, I'm a good driver.

That was- I found them in your office. Yeah, in 2008. Okay, so what happened? Shot in 2007, by the way, aired in early 2008. Okay, I'm a good driver.

It really is the same. The only difference being that some men kill people and some men eat cereal. You say tomato, I say tomato.

It really is the same. The only difference being that some men kill people and some men eat cereal. You say tomato, I say tomato.

It really is the same. The only difference being that some men kill people and some men eat cereal. You say tomato, I say tomato.

You can eat your soy protein, impervious to any criticism, while I'll consume high-quality whey protein, and once every three years, I'll have some lucky charms.

You can eat your soy protein, impervious to any criticism, while I'll consume high-quality whey protein, and once every three years, I'll have some lucky charms.

You can eat your soy protein, impervious to any criticism, while I'll consume high-quality whey protein, and once every three years, I'll have some lucky charms.

Well, the mere fact that people approach and oftentimes want a photo or a selfie already tells me that they're appreciative of the work that I guess you and I do together, the artistic work, our contribution.

Well, the mere fact that people approach and oftentimes want a photo or a selfie already tells me that they're appreciative of the work that I guess you and I do together, the artistic work, our contribution.