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Jordan Schlansky

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2106 total appearances

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Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Beet Red Face

There's a pressure. It's a subtle pressure. OK, you feel a pressure in your bowel. Yeah, sometimes. And it's very subtle. OK, it's not that subtle. So the problem is when you have when you have this pressure, it desensitizes the bowel to what normal pressure should feel like. Anyway, regardless, let's move on from that. So I eliminated.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Beet Red Face

There's a pressure. It's a subtle pressure. OK, you feel a pressure in your bowel. Yeah, sometimes. And it's very subtle. OK, it's not that subtle. So the problem is when you have when you have this pressure, it desensitizes the bowel to what normal pressure should feel like. Anyway, regardless, let's move on from that. So I eliminated.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Beet Red Face

In my case, there was some digestive instability.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Beet Red Face

In my case, there was some digestive instability.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Beet Red Face

In my case, there was some digestive instability.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Beet Red Face

An unstable, subtle pressure. OK, so I rejected life cereal from the running, although I did enjoy the taste. And there are some people that may be completely stable. I can't speak for your own experience. OK, so I put life aside. Now, Fruit Loops was not as great as I remembered it. In the end, I found it monotonous. The Fruit Loops, it was a one one tone.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Beet Red Face

An unstable, subtle pressure. OK, so I rejected life cereal from the running, although I did enjoy the taste. And there are some people that may be completely stable. I can't speak for your own experience. OK, so I put life aside. Now, Fruit Loops was not as great as I remembered it. In the end, I found it monotonous. The Fruit Loops, it was a one one tone.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Beet Red Face

An unstable, subtle pressure. OK, so I rejected life cereal from the running, although I did enjoy the taste. And there are some people that may be completely stable. I can't speak for your own experience. OK, so I put life aside. Now, Fruit Loops was not as great as I remembered it. In the end, I found it monotonous. The Fruit Loops, it was a one one tone.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Beet Red Face

And what really surprised me was fruit was Lucky Charms. Let me talk a little bit about luck.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Beet Red Face

And what really surprised me was fruit was Lucky Charms. Let me talk a little bit about luck.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Beet Red Face

And what really surprised me was fruit was Lucky Charms. Let me talk a little bit about luck.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Beet Red Face

Here's my take on Lucky Charms. OK, first of all, I remove half the marshmallows. I found that there are too many marshmallows as a stock. No, no, no. There's too many. No good thing.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Beet Red Face

Here's my take on Lucky Charms. OK, first of all, I remove half the marshmallows. I found that there are too many marshmallows as a stock. No, no, no. There's too many. No good thing.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Beet Red Face

Here's my take on Lucky Charms. OK, first of all, I remove half the marshmallows. I found that there are too many marshmallows as a stock. No, no, no. There's too many. No good thing.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Beet Red Face

Now, they are made with General Mills, and I recognize... Stop mentioning the names of the companies! I recognized that the flavor of the non-marshmallow part was very familiar to me. And then I realized they're Cheerios. They're Honey Nut Cheerios. They are sweetened Cheerios plus marshmallows. Same company, same ingredients of the non-marshmallow portion. You know what I'm saying?

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Beet Red Face

Now, they are made with General Mills, and I recognize... Stop mentioning the names of the companies! I recognized that the flavor of the non-marshmallow part was very familiar to me. And then I realized they're Cheerios. They're Honey Nut Cheerios. They are sweetened Cheerios plus marshmallows. Same company, same ingredients of the non-marshmallow portion. You know what I'm saying?

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Beet Red Face

Now, they are made with General Mills, and I recognize... Stop mentioning the names of the companies! I recognized that the flavor of the non-marshmallow part was very familiar to me. And then I realized they're Cheerios. They're Honey Nut Cheerios. They are sweetened Cheerios plus marshmallows. Same company, same ingredients of the non-marshmallow portion. You know what I'm saying?

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Beet Red Face

You just blew the lid off this thing. Because I did. And if you remove half of the marshmallows and you eat Lucky Charms, you're eating Cheerios, sweetened Cheerios, plus some extra bonus marshmallows. Let me see this. Here we go. Lucky charms. All right. Here's lucky charms. Take out half the marshmallows.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Beet Red Face

You just blew the lid off this thing. Because I did. And if you remove half of the marshmallows and you eat Lucky Charms, you're eating Cheerios, sweetened Cheerios, plus some extra bonus marshmallows. Let me see this. Here we go. Lucky charms. All right. Here's lucky charms. Take out half the marshmallows.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Beet Red Face

You just blew the lid off this thing. Because I did. And if you remove half of the marshmallows and you eat Lucky Charms, you're eating Cheerios, sweetened Cheerios, plus some extra bonus marshmallows. Let me see this. Here we go. Lucky charms. All right. Here's lucky charms. Take out half the marshmallows.