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Jordan Schlansky

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2106 total appearances

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Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Marriage Counseling

I'm open to improvement.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Marriage Counseling

I'm open to improvement.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Marriage Counseling

I'm open to improvement.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Marriage Counseling

Yes.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Marriage Counseling

Yes.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Marriage Counseling

Yes.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Marriage Counseling

You're right. Yes. You see, my intentions were never evil. Just as I know your intentions were never evil when you've committed injury against me in the past. When have I committed? Well, it's interesting that you ask because we spent the first hour talking. talking about the ways I've damaged you by answering questions by... Let him run just a little bit. Let's hear this. Go ahead.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Marriage Counseling

You're right. Yes. You see, my intentions were never evil. Just as I know your intentions were never evil when you've committed injury against me in the past. When have I committed? Well, it's interesting that you ask because we spent the first hour talking. talking about the ways I've damaged you by answering questions by... Let him run just a little bit. Let's hear this. Go ahead.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Marriage Counseling

You're right. Yes. You see, my intentions were never evil. Just as I know your intentions were never evil when you've committed injury against me in the past. When have I committed? Well, it's interesting that you ask because we spent the first hour talking. talking about the ways I've damaged you by answering questions by... Let him run just a little bit. Let's hear this. Go ahead.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Marriage Counseling

Now, again, I want to preface this by saying I expect, when you're talking about decades of intimate relationships, that there are going to be inadvertent slights to the other person, okay? Uh... The year was 1999, May 1999, and the world had not seen a new Star Wars movie release in 16 years. And at the time, the Star Wars franchise was pristine. You have to understand, put yourself back then.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Marriage Counseling

Now, again, I want to preface this by saying I expect, when you're talking about decades of intimate relationships, that there are going to be inadvertent slights to the other person, okay? Uh... The year was 1999, May 1999, and the world had not seen a new Star Wars movie release in 16 years. And at the time, the Star Wars franchise was pristine. You have to understand, put yourself back then.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Marriage Counseling

Now, again, I want to preface this by saying I expect, when you're talking about decades of intimate relationships, that there are going to be inadvertent slights to the other person, okay? Uh... The year was 1999, May 1999, and the world had not seen a new Star Wars movie release in 16 years. And at the time, the Star Wars franchise was pristine. You have to understand, put yourself back then.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Marriage Counseling

And they announced that a new Star Wars film would be coming out in May 1999. And I was a big fan. You know, my brothers were as well. And I decided to pull out all the stops and get tickets to an advanced screening of this movie a week before the public would see this. Now, you may think media screenings are all civilized, but when it comes to Star Wars, people still line up three hours before.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Marriage Counseling

And they announced that a new Star Wars film would be coming out in May 1999. And I was a big fan. You know, my brothers were as well. And I decided to pull out all the stops and get tickets to an advanced screening of this movie a week before the public would see this. Now, you may think media screenings are all civilized, but when it comes to Star Wars, people still line up three hours before.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Marriage Counseling

And they announced that a new Star Wars film would be coming out in May 1999. And I was a big fan. You know, my brothers were as well. And I decided to pull out all the stops and get tickets to an advanced screening of this movie a week before the public would see this. Now, you may think media screenings are all civilized, but when it comes to Star Wars, people still line up three hours before.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Marriage Counseling

So my brother came into New York City on the train. He spent hours. We got there maybe four hours in advance, and we just sat on the sidewalk together waiting for this momentous occasion. And we were one of the first ones in the theater, and we sat right in the center.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Marriage Counseling

So my brother came into New York City on the train. He spent hours. We got there maybe four hours in advance, and we just sat on the sidewalk together waiting for this momentous occasion. And we were one of the first ones in the theater, and we sat right in the center.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Marriage Counseling

So my brother came into New York City on the train. He spent hours. We got there maybe four hours in advance, and we just sat on the sidewalk together waiting for this momentous occasion. And we were one of the first ones in the theater, and we sat right in the center.

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Marriage Counseling

judged how many rows were there we wanted the full surround sound experience we wanted to get lost in it and of course the theater filled up and i was thinking any fool that walks in now is going to be like in the back corner and i was envisioning the magic of that moment after it says a long time ago in a galaxy far far away before the john williams score do you guys have anywhere to go

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
The Conan and Jordan Show – Marriage Counseling

judged how many rows were there we wanted the full surround sound experience we wanted to get lost in it and of course the theater filled up and i was thinking any fool that walks in now is going to be like in the back corner and i was envisioning the magic of that moment after it says a long time ago in a galaxy far far away before the john williams score do you guys have anywhere to go