Jordan Schlansky

judged how many rows were there we wanted the full surround sound experience we wanted to get lost in it and of course the theater filled up and i was thinking any fool that walks in now is going to be like in the back corner and i was envisioning the magic of that moment after it says a long time ago in a galaxy far far away before the john williams score do you guys have anywhere to go

I was envisioning it bringing me back to my childhood. I wanted to relive what it was like to be an innocent child with my brother, okay? So about two minutes before the movie starts, I hear some commotion behind me. And this guy stumbles in with this like...

I was envisioning it bringing me back to my childhood. I wanted to relive what it was like to be an innocent child with my brother, okay? So about two minutes before the movie starts, I hear some commotion behind me. And this guy stumbles in with this like...

I was envisioning it bringing me back to my childhood. I wanted to relive what it was like to be an innocent child with my brother, okay? So about two minutes before the movie starts, I hear some commotion behind me. And this guy stumbles in with this like...

brainy npr type woman with with him and they excuse me excuse me some woman is escorting them because they're like elite and there just happened to have been i guess someone left or something two seats right behind me in the center i had been there for five hours this guy stumbles in wait he's like tripping he's like tripping over people so he sits down stumble i wasn't drinking

brainy npr type woman with with him and they excuse me excuse me some woman is escorting them because they're like elite and there just happened to have been i guess someone left or something two seats right behind me in the center i had been there for five hours this guy stumbles in wait he's like tripping he's like tripping over people so he sits down stumble i wasn't drinking

brainy npr type woman with with him and they excuse me excuse me some woman is escorting them because they're like elite and there just happened to have been i guess someone left or something two seats right behind me in the center i had been there for five hours this guy stumbles in wait he's like tripping he's like tripping over people so he sits down stumble i wasn't drinking

No, you kicked people. You were like one of those people. Inadvertently, you tripped over people. So now you're sitting behind me and you start gabbing to me. And already, I don't want to talk to anybody. I just want to get lost in this moment, okay? So the lights go down and the 20th Century Fox logo comes up. And I'm thinking to myself, this is it. After 16 years, this is it.

No, you kicked people. You were like one of those people. Inadvertently, you tripped over people. So now you're sitting behind me and you start gabbing to me. And already, I don't want to talk to anybody. I just want to get lost in this moment, okay? So the lights go down and the 20th Century Fox logo comes up. And I'm thinking to myself, this is it. After 16 years, this is it.

No, you kicked people. You were like one of those people. Inadvertently, you tripped over people. So now you're sitting behind me and you start gabbing to me. And already, I don't want to talk to anybody. I just want to get lost in this moment, okay? So the lights go down and the 20th Century Fox logo comes up. And I'm thinking to myself, this is it. After 16 years, this is it.

And that silence comes right after that fanfare before the flourishing music. And this guy leans forward and starts cracking jokes. This guy makes it all about him. He takes me completely out of the moment. He starts dabbing in the middle of the movie theater and you just needed that laugh. You had to take that moment, not knowing the history of what I went through to get that laugh.

And that silence comes right after that fanfare before the flourishing music. And this guy leans forward and starts cracking jokes. This guy makes it all about him. He takes me completely out of the moment. He starts dabbing in the middle of the movie theater and you just needed that laugh. You had to take that moment, not knowing the history of what I went through to get that laugh.

And that silence comes right after that fanfare before the flourishing music. And this guy leans forward and starts cracking jokes. This guy makes it all about him. He takes me completely out of the moment. He starts dabbing in the middle of the movie theater and you just needed that laugh. You had to take that moment, not knowing the history of what I went through to get that laugh.

And, you know, he's sitting there chuckling and forever you've taken that moment away from me. Now, I know that it was not intentional. He may not have had respect for the situation, and most people know that they're not supposed to speak in a movie theater, especially something of that magnitude. I knew those sequels wouldn't be good.

And, you know, he's sitting there chuckling and forever you've taken that moment away from me. Now, I know that it was not intentional. He may not have had respect for the situation, and most people know that they're not supposed to speak in a movie theater, especially something of that magnitude. I knew those sequels wouldn't be good.

And, you know, he's sitting there chuckling and forever you've taken that moment away from me. Now, I know that it was not intentional. He may not have had respect for the situation, and most people know that they're not supposed to speak in a movie theater, especially something of that magnitude. I knew those sequels wouldn't be good.

And I think I communicated to him my interest in what was happening and my disregard for anything that he may have had to say. Will you admit now that those movies were not great? Yes, in retrospect, they were not necessarily as good as the first.

And I think I communicated to him my interest in what was happening and my disregard for anything that he may have had to say. Will you admit now that those movies were not great? Yes, in retrospect, they were not necessarily as good as the first.

And I think I communicated to him my interest in what was happening and my disregard for anything that he may have had to say. Will you admit now that those movies were not great? Yes, in retrospect, they were not necessarily as good as the first.

I am sorry if I have reminded you of your father. I'm sorry if I have brought you back to painful moments in your childhood when I told you how to pronounce Ralph Macchio's name. It's Macchio. No, it's Macchio. I am sorry if some of my information sharing has been offensive. I certainly didn't mean it that way.