Jordan Schlansky

All right, well, welcome to the Conan and Jordan show. This is our second episode. I have to be honest with you, Jordan, I didn't think we'd get to a second episode. Yeah. Because during the last one, I'm just being honest, I wanted to smash your face into powder. But... We made it. We're here. And this is by popular demand. People love the Conan and Jordan show.

What kind of polling did you do to determine the success of the first episode? I've looked at no data. I've talked to no one. I live pretty much a secluded, strange life. But I know deep in my heart that this thing's a smash hit. So much so that, look, we have our own sign now, the Conan and Jordan show. Now, I was under the impression that the previous recording session was an audition of sorts.

What kind of polling did you do to determine the success of the first episode? I've looked at no data. I've talked to no one. I live pretty much a secluded, strange life. But I know deep in my heart that this thing's a smash hit. So much so that, look, we have our own sign now, the Conan and Jordan show. Now, I was under the impression that the previous recording session was an audition of sorts.

What kind of polling did you do to determine the success of the first episode? I've looked at no data. I've talked to no one. I live pretty much a secluded, strange life. But I know deep in my heart that this thing's a smash hit. So much so that, look, we have our own sign now, the Conan and Jordan show. Now, I was under the impression that the previous recording session was an audition of sorts.

Oh, God, no. No, we use... every part of the Buffalo here. We can't waste anything. So no, that was not an audition. That was the first episode.

Oh, God, no. No, we use... every part of the Buffalo here. We can't waste anything. So no, that was not an audition. That was the first episode.

Oh, God, no. No, we use... every part of the Buffalo here. We can't waste anything. So no, that was not an audition. That was the first episode.

Nobody. Nobody has. I've run this up the flagpole. It's serious. And they said, we don't have a flagpole and we're not taking your call.

Nobody. Nobody has. I've run this up the flagpole. It's serious. And they said, we don't have a flagpole and we're not taking your call.

Nobody. Nobody has. I've run this up the flagpole. It's serious. And they said, we don't have a flagpole and we're not taking your call.

30 years ago now.

30 years ago now.

30 years ago now.

Not at all. No, those were like massive battleships. Mm hmm. You know, you hit it with the champagne, they slide into the ocean, then they have a storied career on the high seas defending England or America or whatever country manufactured the ship. This, I don't know, this is the emission of a little gas, maybe from like a broken down machine.

Not at all. No, those were like massive battleships. Mm hmm. You know, you hit it with the champagne, they slide into the ocean, then they have a storied career on the high seas defending England or America or whatever country manufactured the ship. This, I don't know, this is the emission of a little gas, maybe from like a broken down machine.

Not at all. No, those were like massive battleships. Mm hmm. You know, you hit it with the champagne, they slide into the ocean, then they have a storied career on the high seas defending England or America or whatever country manufactured the ship. This, I don't know, this is the emission of a little gas, maybe from like a broken down machine.

But still, it's something that's happening, and we have to respect it.

But still, it's something that's happening, and we have to respect it.

But still, it's something that's happening, and we have to respect it.

We can't spread anything. Is there any kind of press release that I need to approve or anything like that? I don't even think we can afford that, and I'm told they're free. So, no. And first of all, you've so far been just asking a series of questions, and I've indulged you, but let me get a little bit of stuff out.