Joseph Paul Alampi
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I would exterminate those bugs like I was in the party in the 1940s. For room and board, of course. That's a callback. Okay. Let's give it a round of applause for Mary. Everybody, Mary! Mary! Mary! Oh, hi there. Oh my God. This is a different sort of ship. Holy fuck, this guy. I'm Mary. Sometimes the aliens talk to me in my sleep or when I'm awake, et cetera, et cetera.
I would exterminate those bugs like I was in the party in the 1940s. For room and board, of course. That's a callback. Okay. Let's give it a round of applause for Mary. Everybody, Mary! Mary! Mary! Oh, hi there. Oh my God. This is a different sort of ship. Holy fuck, this guy. I'm Mary. Sometimes the aliens talk to me in my sleep or when I'm awake, et cetera, et cetera.
I would exterminate those bugs like I was in the party in the 1940s. For room and board, of course. That's a callback. Okay. Let's give it a round of applause for Mary. Everybody, Mary! Mary! Mary! Oh, hi there. Oh my God. This is a different sort of ship. Holy fuck, this guy. I'm Mary. Sometimes the aliens talk to me in my sleep or when I'm awake, et cetera, et cetera.
And I'm all out of fucking tin foil. Wait, go back on the X. Where's the X? I don't know, is the X in my head? Did I take any X? Stop taking X, because I think it's like in the psychic sphere or something. My grandson was also electrocuted. I was electrocuted. I'll break the fifth wall. I love you, Tony.
And I'm all out of fucking tin foil. Wait, go back on the X. Where's the X? I don't know, is the X in my head? Did I take any X? Stop taking X, because I think it's like in the psychic sphere or something. My grandson was also electrocuted. I was electrocuted. I'll break the fifth wall. I love you, Tony.
And I'm all out of fucking tin foil. Wait, go back on the X. Where's the X? I don't know, is the X in my head? Did I take any X? Stop taking X, because I think it's like in the psychic sphere or something. My grandson was also electrocuted. I was electrocuted. I'll break the fifth wall. I love you, Tony.
What do you think the best joke that you... Well, I just have stories or whatever, like cat piss girl. What does that mean? So cat piss girl, I didn't have sex. I still haven't sex. Right now I haven't sex. So I didn't have sex for like two years, and I moved to Tampa. Uh-huh. And so I was talking to this girl outside for like a half hour and I believe she was intoxicated. Joseph, keep going.
What do you think the best joke that you... Well, I just have stories or whatever, like cat piss girl. What does that mean? So cat piss girl, I didn't have sex. I still haven't sex. Right now I haven't sex. So I didn't have sex for like two years, and I moved to Tampa. Uh-huh. And so I was talking to this girl outside for like a half hour and I believe she was intoxicated. Joseph, keep going.
What do you think the best joke that you... Well, I just have stories or whatever, like cat piss girl. What does that mean? So cat piss girl, I didn't have sex. I still haven't sex. Right now I haven't sex. So I didn't have sex for like two years, and I moved to Tampa. Uh-huh. And so I was talking to this girl outside for like a half hour and I believe she was intoxicated. Joseph, keep going.
So we went up to her room to fuck. She starts blowing me. Except the smell of ammonia made my dick go soft. And that was it. That was your go-to?
So we went up to her room to fuck. She starts blowing me. Except the smell of ammonia made my dick go soft. And that was it. That was your go-to?
So we went up to her room to fuck. She starts blowing me. Except the smell of ammonia made my dick go soft. And that was it. That was your go-to?
You're not really 50, are you? Huh? I'm sorry? Are you really 50? You drink lots of water, listen to your grandmother, eat your vegetables. But you've got huge, full lips. That's another one. Yeah, I was made fun of for having huge lips as a kid.
You're not really 50, are you? Huh? I'm sorry? Are you really 50? You drink lots of water, listen to your grandmother, eat your vegetables. But you've got huge, full lips. That's another one. Yeah, I was made fun of for having huge lips as a kid.
You're not really 50, are you? Huh? I'm sorry? Are you really 50? You drink lots of water, listen to your grandmother, eat your vegetables. But you've got huge, full lips. That's another one. Yeah, I was made fun of for having huge lips as a kid.
I was a security guard. I was a personal trainer, a Tai Chi instructor. I think Red Band would benefit from me, if you want to know. How? Personal trainer? Is that what you're implying? No, Moo Moo. I would love to train Red Band and help them out. Okay. Whatever. Jesus, Joseph. God damn.
I was a security guard. I was a personal trainer, a Tai Chi instructor. I think Red Band would benefit from me, if you want to know. How? Personal trainer? Is that what you're implying? No, Moo Moo. I would love to train Red Band and help them out. Okay. Whatever. Jesus, Joseph. God damn.