Josh Fox

Never spoke to the guy.

This is just a timeline of everything I've been told by multiple people now.

But my bigger issue here is, again, why did Married at First Sight have to cast Chris?

Out of the thousands of gay men who could have had an actual chance with Sam, they got the bloke who not only had two kids on the way, but already had two guys kind of on the back burner.

And if you're wondering again, like, why the hell would Chris even want to do maths when he's already got two children coming and two potential guys there?

Well, why do most people say yes to this show?

Is it the appeal of finding someone or is it the appeal of finding fame?

Which brings me to the next part of this podcast.

So what actually happened between Chris and Sam then?

So as we know, Chris and Sam met at their wedding in Palm Beach.

They bonded over their cute, similar vows.

And as the cameras start rolling that night and they made their way to their hotel suite, well...

Gay men are kind of horny.

That's just a fact.

And yeah, some people do prefer to take things slow, which I think is sweet, but it's kind of rare.

But with this relationship, Chris and Sam did both decide to take things slow because they said they wanted to build a connection or whatever, with it actually taking them two weeks until they eventually got around to doing bits.

But as far as I'm told, it actually took them two weeks to get to that because...

They're just not each other's type.

Like, I've seen pictures of Dave and Will, Chris's two exes, and they're both a fair bit older, bigger, broad guys, and, like, kind of bears.

And as for Sam Will, given how he matched with me, like a skinny, tattooed mess of a man with a mullet I cut myself at home...