Josh Fox

Will has claimed to his friends who tell me that Chris allegedly also told him how Sam constantly stank of BO.

Now, if you thought the straights were messy, welcome to the gay world.

And as the investigative journalist I am, I've looked into this claim that Sam is allegedly a smelly man because, if I'm being honest, this shocked me the most out of everything just because he actually always looks so fresh while clean-shaven and well-dressed.

But are those nice sweaters he wears and shirts just a ploy to distract from the smell reeking out from underneath?

The answer to that, it turns out, is no, they're not.

Hey, mate, random one, but does Sam stink of BO by any chance?

Don't ask.

Haha, I text one source connected to the show last week.

No, lol, they replied.

Is this like a weird gay fetish thing?

Haha, WTF?

Nah, mate, someone just said he stinks, so I'm investigating it.

My source then replied, which is fair.

Josh, you need to get a proper job.

Now back to the story, though, and, you know, me now confident that poor Sam, who was not only matched with a bloke with two kids and two backup guys on the side, but he's now copying accusations that he stinks, now confident that, you know, he doesn't stink, there was one last thing I needed to investigate.

Here's the best bit, my sauce, who's friends with Will.

Text me recently.

You know that Chris also asked Will if he'd meet up with him and Gia in Bondi at the end of last year to, like, hold his hands and pretend to be together because they'd organised paparazzi to come down and get them near the beach.

And this, as far as I'm told, was the final straw where Will went...

What am I doing?