Josh Fox

He's about 55, so it's young for you.

Would you want a 64-year-old?

He might do if he saw me.

Is that dad getting jealous?

Ask Dan if he wants a 64-year-old.

Well, yeah, your dad's 71 earlier, so he's quite happy with a 64-year-old.

No, I don't want to do this.

He's got my phone number and everything.

I think not.

Well, I was going to say, if you got along on the phone call, because you're coming here in a couple of months on holiday, you could look after you when I'm bored.

Yeah, cheers.

Thanks for that, Josh.

He's only 150 an hour, I think.

Oh, is that all?

Bloody hell.

As I then fully explained the situation to my mum and attempted to convince her, I had producer Pedro downstairs in the studio holding auditions with a bunch of people from the office next door, just in case my mum said no.

And my only brief to Pedro was, mate, I need a sweet-sounding elderly lady that NASA's going to believe.

And this lady needs to have like a bit of spice, a bit of fire in her belly.

You know, she's looking for excitement in her life.

And Nasa needs to believe he's the man to bring that.