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Chapter 1: What journey does the host take us on in this episode?
Hello and welcome back to the Maths Funny Podcast and today guys, I'm taking you on quite the journey. Because while I've been so preoccupied lately with present day drama from this year's cast and deep diving into what really went down behind the scenes during production, I've realised that I've been neglecting all of the former brides and grooms.
Although Australia collectively moves on from these people so quickly each year, some of them are still out there in the middle of their own scandals, causing a stir on social media or in the case of one controversial groom, recently launching themselves as a male escort with a very surprising list of what they will and won't do. and how much it's going to cost you.
So I decided, why don't I get a friend of mine to make a booking, record the whole thing, and let's see what an evening with this group really would entail. And if you're now thinking, Josh, that doesn't sound like a very nice thing to do, or Josh, why would you do that? I must stop you there, my dear listeners. Now, I'm pro all kinds of sex work and I'm supportive of the entire industry.
And I think all power to any person brave enough to take that line of work. But today's podcast, it's not about shaming someone daring to make a living in a way that society so often and so quickly will look down on. It's more about trolling Australia's biggest troll. Because the groom now publicly promoting himself as a male companion is Nasser. Nasser.
Nasser. Nasser. Nasser. Nasser. Nasser.
Don't want to say Nasser. Yep, the mystery male escort is arguably one of Married at First Sight's most outspoken and annoying, depending who you ask, former grooms ever, Nasser Sultan.
My name is Nasser.
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Chapter 2: Why did the groom transition from reality TV to male escorting?
I'm from season five, and you best know me for my outspoken, outrageous comments. I'm the only person that says it how it is. I'm like a joker, you know? And some people take it, some people cut.
You know what?
Tough titties.
A man who has spent the last seven years since his season aired insulting every single cast member that has followed in his footsteps. Every single person he has talked shit about.
And he'll do anything for a bit of screen time or attention.
He's got about seven fake Instagram accounts.
He's sent very nasty images, texts, blasted me on his social media.
Not just that, but NASA has now spent years insulting Will.
anyone you know what i say to you darling go away and i call her abby shitfield's podcast i would run away from you as well they're all fake very very brutal even the world's most wholesome musician he's found himself victim of nasa's acid tongue you know who gets up my nerves ed sheeran that bloke should be locked up in a lift
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Chapter 3: What unique booking experience does the host plan to create?
You know what? I'm not going to put up with this. I'm sorry. This is a whole different issue. You should seriously leave. I'm trying. I will leave.
You know what? I will leave.
Go. Bye, Felicia. You are such a liar. You are such a liar.
And after that, NASA's socials did go quiet for a while. His name failed to appear in any new headlines, and all future tabloid scandals suddenly had a noticeable lack of NASA in them. And we, the Australian public, we all quietly clapped as it appeared that that grand intervention had perhaps led to NASA retiring his career, attempting to take others down.
But sadly since then, Nas has become more vocal again and more controversial again.
This is a public service announcement. If I get into an Uber, a taxi or a rideshare, I deserve a discount.
And once again, he's not biting his tongue at all.
Do you know what? They're plebs.
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Chapter 4: How does the host justify his approach to trolling Nasser?
Nobodies. I'm a rock star. I'm the people's celebrity. I am Mr. Reality. I don't need to be here so they can kiss my... Arabic hairy ass.
So today, I'm turning the tables. I'm trolling the troll, and I'm giving Nasser a taste of his own medicine.
How about $1,000?
Again, it depends. I'm not that cheap, you know? Now, before we get to the phone call with Nasser, which, trust me, is outrageous. Hey, Nasser, it's Josh. I knew there was money. Let's go back a few nights. There I was at home. I've just opened a can of beer after a long day and collapsed onto the sofa.
My phone's in my hand and I'm switching between swiping right on men I'll never actually meet on Tinder and doom-scrolling socials looking at people I'm not even friends with. Like the technology-dependent millennial I sadly am. And I scrolled past Elliot from last season commentating on this season.
And I then scrolled past Mirena from last season appearing to now be trying her hand at becoming a pop star.
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Chapter 5: What are the surprising details of Nasser's escort packages?
Domenica from a couple of seasons ago then popped up and she was talking about Me. I don't know if you guys have listened to the Josh Fox podcast, Maths Funny. He just put an episode out yesterday which was really interesting and insightful. And then, a face that I rarely see on my For You page anymore popped up. NASA. And this is what he was saying.
I know what I'm worth, so I made up a list of rules and regulations. And I'll be more than happy to fulfill your dreams if needed.
Slightly confused, I then clicked open the full caption and I couldn't believe what I was reading. but it wasn't the offering of his services as a male companion that stopped me in my scroll, but the daunting thought of, wait, people are actually gonna pay for this? And in the caption to that video, Nasser detailed the various packages that he's now offering as the male escort.
Starting at the cheapest option, you get the friendzone package. Now this is $50 and for that $50 you get one hour of basic hanging out which NASA says is to make you feel less lonely. It's only available in the morning or the afternoon and NASA states there is no touching or hand holding.
Now, for $80, you get the Innocent Romance package, and this is a walk along the beach or in a park, and you can hold hands, but only in private when nobody's looking. And Nasser also states there's no selfies with him for this $80 package. Going up to the next tier, we have the We're Almost Official, which is $130.
And for that price, you get a two-hour evening date, which includes a meal or ice cream up to the value of $20. You get public hand-holding. And for an additional $50, you get a private kiss goodnight, which NASA states will have no tongue. And also available for an additional $30 in that package is a selfie with NASA.
Now for NASA's top package on offer, like this is the pinnacle of what this man is offering the public. It's called Dating Me. It's $500. And for that price, you get a three hour evening date, which is going to a restaurant or to the cinema. The choice is yours. It includes NASA picking you up. It doesn't state he's taking you home surfing. You get in the bus, I'm afraid.
He will bring you a chocolate gift and there will be one photo opportunity available. You'll also have unlimited handholding and you'll be given one kiss goodnight. Brackets with tongue. And not just that, but here's the weirdest part. You will also get your name in NASA's Facebook bio for 48 hour afterwards. And then he says there may be discounts slash reductions for those that are special.
Which, what does that mean? I've got no idea. Now, after I first read that, an idea came to me instantly. I need to get someone to phone up, make a pretend booking, and just troll him for a while as they're on the call and just see what else is on offer. What are these discounts available? Like, what is happening here? And I instantly knew the woman for the job.
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Chapter 6: How does the phone call with Nasser unfold?
And kissing with the tongue for extra $50, is that right?
Yes.
And how much for a cuddle in my car?
I don't know. It all depends. You've got to pay by year. It all depends.
You're saying that it depends and it depends.
It all depends on the situation. It depends, you know, whatever. I don't know. What do you want to do? Where do you want to go from here?
Well, I'm not sure. It says that you give a meal for $20. What could we get for $20?
No, you've got to buy me a meal for $20. Read it properly.
What if we get spotted by someone, like Daily Mail or someone?
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