Josh Holmes

There's a reason that the big discussion around late night is, is there a place for it anymore?

Are Americans just going to watch Netflix instead?

No, Americans still like having a good time and having some laughs, but they don't like getting lectured.

You cut your ratings in half when you attack half the audience about politics.

No one wants to deal with politics.

They got home from work.

They had dinner with their family.

Now they're trying to have a couple laughs before they start it again the next day.

For him to try to be like, you're a comedian, dude.

Why are you out here preaching about, well, Americans didn't sign up.

It says this in the Declaration of Independence.

Dude, if I wanted to listen to Ken Burns, I'd do it on Ken Burns documentary.

I'm not going to listen to some idiot attempted comedian lecture me when I'm trying to go to sleep.

It's pathetic.

Yeah.

I think it's something.

He's headed to retirement because he couldn't get any ratings.

It's not comedy.

How long did you think it took the writer's room to come up with Fuck Ice?

Really?