Josh Johnson

Photographers catching the handwritten message.

We need you to approve a truth social post soon so you can announce deal first.

Wait, they plan his truth social post?

So when I see one all misspelled and half in caps at 3 in the morning, that was the plan?

It's like scheduling that you're going to shit your pants.

But you know what?

If he can resolve the conflict in the Middle East, maybe he truly is the president of peace.

Maybe some of that peace and tranquility is going to come back to us.

We have an insurrection act for a reason.

Damn!

This feels like he made peace abroad just so he could bring everybody back to whoop ass here.

I mean, a president hasn't invoked the Insurrection Act since the LA riots, which for Trump is actually a surprisingly recent precedent.

Usually he's invoking something that hasn't been used in 300 years, like the anti-witch-you-can-toss-a-bitch-off-a-cliff act of 1692.

But what's happening in Portland that requires Trump to send troops in?

Well, Trump held a big meeting yesterday to explain why.

Antifa, that's who you're declaring a domestic terrorist organization.

That's tricky because while there are people who identify as Antifa, it isn't really an official group.

They don't even have a website.

Like, my cousin's baby has its own website.

And that's an ugly baby.