The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Trump Brokers Peace in the Middle East & Declares War Against Antifa in Portland? | Hunter Prosper
10 Oct 2025
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This is one of those sentences that you almost never hear, but there's good news coming out of the Middle East.
Major breakthrough in the Middle East. President Trump was the first to announce that Israel and Hamas have agreed to the first phase of a deal that could lead to the end of the war in Gaza.
This is more than Gaza. This is peace in the Middle East, and it's an incredible thing.
Over in Gaza, Palestinian men and boys ran into the streets, clapping and cheering. In Israel, a similar scene of joy. That's right. A peace deal has been reached between Israel and Hamas. And it's based on the framework Donald Trump proposed, which means another thing you almost never hear. And I can't believe I'm saying this. I got to give Donald Trump some props here.
You know, it doesn't happen a lot. In fact, I can only think of this, the COVID vaccine, and Home Alone 2. Now... Don't get me wrong. This is astonishing because if this piece holds, it means the guy who couldn't stop a fight between Gary Busey and Meat Loaf brokered peace in the Middle East. So Trump, when it comes to peace, you did it.
I mean, you also did a big portion of the war, but you did the peace too. It's like how white people did slavery in America, but they also ended slavery in America. And I just want to say thank you. Thank you. Either way, this is a reason to celebrate. And look, if this deal holds, maybe we should give Trump the Nobel Peace Prize.
Or, or, or, and you won't like this either, we let him burn the Epstein files. He only gets one, but he gets to pick, all right? Now, maybe you're wondering how the world found out about this peace deal. Was it a grand announcement like the Treaty of Versailles or like the end of World War II where nurses and soldiers met up in Times Square just to make out?
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