Josh Johnson

Marco Rubio gets caught passing notes in class, Kristi Noem gets in a fight with a chicken, and Donald Trump has a pretend intelligence briefing about a pretend terrorist group.

So, let's get into the headlines.

Let's get right into the biggest story in the world.

This is one of those sentences that you almost never hear, but there's good news coming out of the Middle East.

Over in Gaza, Palestinian men and boys ran into the streets, clapping and cheering.

In Israel, a similar scene of joy.

That's right.

A peace deal has been reached between Israel and Hamas.

And it's based on the framework Donald Trump proposed, which means another thing you almost never hear.

And I can't believe I'm saying this.

I got to give Donald Trump some props here.

You know, it doesn't happen a lot.

In fact, I can only think of this, the COVID vaccine, and Home Alone 2.

Now... Don't get me wrong.

This is astonishing because if this piece holds, it means the guy who couldn't stop a fight between Gary Busey and Meat Loaf brokered peace in the Middle East.

So Trump, when it comes to peace, you did it.

I mean, you also did a big portion of the war, but you did the peace too.

It's like how white people did slavery in America, but they also ended slavery in America.

And I just want to say thank you.

Thank you.