Josh Johnson

Well, buckle up, you techno pervs, because that time is now.

China is calling this the first three-on-three humanoid robot soccer match.

These athletes seem to put around, excel in face plants, and some even had to be carried off the pitch.

Thoughts and prayers to that poor robot.

But don't worry, they'll dip him in rice and he'll be back on the pitch in no time.

The best part about these robot athletes is they come pre-programmed with CTE, which means they have all the on-field violence and all the off-field murders.

It's a win-win.

Robot athletes are so freaking cool.

God, I'm begging you, make me a freaking robot already.

You know what that sound means.

It's time for Grace's tech tip of the day.

For my casual tech users out there, always make sure to have a strong password.

For example, mine is 17 moles dollar sign.

It's the exact number of moles I counted after accidentally walking in on my grandfather naked.

And the money sign is because they make you pick a symbol.

But don't steal mine.

You'll have to walk in on your own grandfather naked and get your own password.

Now, unfortunately, AI isn't without controversy.

With any new technology, there are always the haters, or as I call them, losers.

Energy experts warn the electric grid is not ready for the coming wave of AI powered data centers.