Josh Johnson

Tilly Norwood is the new it girl.

Suck it, Dame Judi Dench.

Tilly has broken the glass ceiling and also the entire economic model of Hollywood.

You go, girl.

Women have been fighting for equal pay in Hollywood for years, and now everyone gets paid nothing.

But the best thing about an AI actress like Tilly is you can make her do anything.

And fellas, yes, I know what you're thinking.

You can put her in cars.

And not just cars, cars two and three and eventually four.

Lightning McQueen is a total boy.

Sorry Sally, shoulda had legs.

Plus, the filmmakers save money on an intimacy coordinator because neither of these characters have real genitals.

But oh my God, I know we always stay dead!

Moving on, everyone is always asking me, hey Grace, this AI stuff is super cool, but when will I get to rub my hungry human skin up against my very own robot, Travis Kelsey?

Well, buckle up, you techno pervs, because that time is now.

China is calling this the first three-on-three humanoid robot soccer match.

These athletes seem to put around, excel in face plants, and some even had to be carried off the pitch.

Thoughts and prayers to that poor robot.

But don't worry, they'll dip him in rice and he'll be back on the pitch in no time.

The best part about these robot athletes is they come pre-programmed with CTE, which means they have all the on-field violence and all the off-field murders.