Josh Johnson

This is astonishing because if this piece holds, it means the guy who couldn't stop a fight between Gary Busey and Meat Loaf brokered peace in the Middle East.

So Trump, when it comes to peace, you did it.

I mean, you also did a big portion of the war, but you did the peace too.

It's like how white people did slavery in America, but they also ended slavery in America.

And I just want to say thank you.

Thank you.

Either way, this is a reason to celebrate.

And look, if this deal holds, maybe we should

give Trump the Nobel Peace Prize.

Or, or, or, and you won't like this either, we let him burn the Epstein files.

He only gets one, but he gets to pick, all right?

Now, maybe you're wondering how the world found out about this peace deal.

Was it a grand announcement like the Treaty of Versailles or like the end of World War II where nurses and soldiers met up in Times Square just to make out?

Now, now, this is Trump's America, so it was much stupider.

At the White House yesterday, the president interrupted by Secretary of State Marco Rubio, seen handing him a note and then whispering in Trump's ear.

Photographers catching the handwritten message.

We need you to approve a truth social post soon so you can announce deal first.

Wait, they plan his truth social post?

So when I see one all misspelled and half in caps at 3 in the morning, that was the plan?

It's like scheduling that you're going to shit your pants.