Josh Johnson

I'm glad.

And he's like, yeah, man, you and Jost.

And I did not have the heart to tell this man I was not Michael Che.

I was like, oh, okay, yeah, cool, you know what I mean?

We do our best, all right.

Yo, can I tell you a crazy story?

This is wild.

Okay, so Josh Johnson, the quarterback, had a game.

I think he was playing for like the 49ers at the time or something like that.

Something happened.

I don't know what it was, but there was like some fumble or just like people clearly had money on the game.

On Twitter, and only on Twitter, I was at Josh Johnson.

I did a show at the Comedy Cellar that night, and then I come into work.

Like, I came here the next day, and I just happened to, like, open my Twitter during lunch, and I was getting lit up.

Like, people were like, people were like, ooh, you suck, you should quit.

Like, I can't, I can't believe it.

Like, all these horrible things that they meant to say to him, they were saying to me.

And in my head, I was like, my set was fine.

Like, I, like...

Like I didn't do anything groundbreaking, but I can't possibly be this bad.