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The Daily Show: Ears Edition

After the Cut 2025 - Part 2

19 Dec 2025

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Chapter 1: Who is the lighting director that resembles Pedro Pascal?

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You're listening to Comedy Central.

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17.993 - 46.287 Jon Stewart

There is a fun story that I want to tell you guys about that I think will lighten the mood slightly. So take a look at this. This is kind of funny. That is a Pedro Pascal look-a-like contest that they did in New York City. So, you know, they've been doing that now. You know, you had a... What's his name there? Timothee Chalamet did a look-a-like. It was a big deal.

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46.667 - 74.45 Jon Stewart

The Pedro Pascal thing was a big deal. It's more of a big deal, I think, here at the show because that Pedro Pascal is our lighting designer... George, George Gundis. George, is George, George.

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Come on.

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So, sit down for a second.

Chapter 2: What memorable experience did Jon Stewart share about George Carlin?

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I'm gonna tell you what's crazy. So you're looking at him right now and you're thinking, I wanna him. That's what we're all thinking. I've never noticed that he looks like Pedro Pascal. Do we have a picture of what he looks like around the office?

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How did you do this? Well... It's pretty funny. Tyler Goldman, stage manager, sent out a group text on maybe Wednesday last week. Where's Tyler? There he is. What's up, Tyler? And he was like, yo, you should go win a year of free burritos. And I was like, okay. And I went home on that day, and I forgot about it.

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Chapter 3: How does Jon Stewart interact with themes of faith?

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And then on Friday, I showed it to my wife, and she was like, yo, you're doing this. And my... A neighbor in my building is a stylist. She has like more like still photography shoots. And she was like, yo, I've got pants. I got shoes. Here's glasses. She's like, you just got to get a shirt. And I showed up on Father's Day. You were supposed to like pre-signed up. I did not sign up.

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I rolled up and I'm like, yo, I'm here. And they're like, you're going to win.

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155.759 - 159.604 Jon Stewart

I mean, I have to say like, this is crazy. Like you really, yeah.

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Chapter 4: What humorous story does Josh Johnson share about recognition?

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Look, are you guys around the same age?

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I'm going to be 43 next week. Right. So I think Pedro might be a little older than me. But yeah, it's pretty insane.

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170.678 - 189.523 Jon Stewart

You're a sexier, younger Pedro Pascal. Thank you. That's awfully kind. Awfully kind. Now, you mentioned this online. He's now been doing a ton of press. So women, as you can see, are reacting very, quite frankly, animalistically. And some of the men...

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What did your wife say about this? What did she say?

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Chapter 5: How does Jordan Klepper address the concept of being okay in today's world?

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She, her position is, I'm cool with you getting all this attention. Yes. If I can meet Pedro Pascal. So, could I, if I could, I know how this show works. Please. Could I? Can we get a little closer? Can I get camera three? Which camera do you want? There you go, right there, right there, right there. Pedro. You're right there. I'm here, though. Oh, you're right there. I know how to force.

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Chapter 6: What insights does Jon Stewart provide on his newfound passion for drumming?

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It's my first day. Hey, Quigs, bring it in for a sec, Quigs.

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Is that Quiggs on? Who's on three today? I don't know. Oh, okay, Quiggs. Hey, Pedro. This is Pedro number five from New York. It would be a great, great, great gift if you could meet my wife, Jenny. It would mean the world to her. We need to make this happen.

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I don't see how Pedro number one could turn down Pedro number five.

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John, if I can give you a quick aside. Please.

Chapter 7: How does AI impact the future of comedy and performance?

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So, John mentioned earlier, this has been crazy. This happened, like, literally 24 hours ago. Right. I've been doing all kinds of press. I'm going to be on, like, the CBS News tomorrow morning. Are you really? There's a photo shoot with the New York Post coming up this week. It's f***ing insane. So... None of this bothers me. I've worked in the industry for many years.

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I've been around famous people. Brilliantly talented, by the way. Thank you. It's awfully kind.

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Chapter 8: What hopeful messages emerge from discussions on current events?

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You should see what I look like without his lighting. It's some Crypt Keeper shit. But the thing that I was most, not scared of, the most uneasy about was coming here today. To the office? Can I tell you why? People were going bananas. I know. But let me tell you why. It's like a family here. Everyone here are my dear friends.

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like big brothers, and I knew I was gonna get roasted by my friend here on the studio floor. In particular, the most savage person is camera one, Phil Solanto, you're a legend. Phil! No way! God bless you. Phil, have you been ball busting?

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Quick, get Phil! Get Phil!

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337.132 - 343.155 Jon Stewart

Don't let him get away with it! There he is, Billy Phil! By the way, I'm going to enter Philly feeling a Jorge Posada.

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So I come in the studio. I'm talking to David, the director, a couple other people on the studio floor. Tyler was there. All of a sudden, out of nowhere, Philly just walks in the back, didn't say hello or anything. He's like, oh, look, it's the new Hak Tua girl.

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