Josh Johnson

I'm done with black people.

These guys believe in everything but you.

Take a look.

He also suggested that the president had defiled a corpse.

This is so, so bad.

That's the thing about QAnon.

Like, if Kendrick Lamar wanted to ruin your life, at least he'd do a bunch of research on you and your family.

QAnon just comes out and says you're eating spines.

And there's no way for you to prove you don't eat spines.

In fact, every time you've got something between your teeth, they're like, see, see, he flossing babies.

Yesterday, Trump was in the Oval Office to announce the construction of a big road in Alaska.

Congrats, Alaska.

You finally got a road.

And we know one thing about Trump is that he likes to keep his press conferences focused and on topic.

So let's hear what he has to say about this cool road.

I want to be good because you want to prove to God that you're good so you go to that next step, right?

So that's very important to me.

Trump, are you sick?

I mean, aside from all the visible signs that your body is falling apart, are you sick or something?

Like, we should take a second here because this is the first time I've seen Trump be humble about anything.