Josh Widdicombe

Yeah, for the money.

Yeah, my mum was an Avon lady, and then we had the football pools man, and there was a candy, do you remember the Candice man?

Candy man?

You say his name three times.

No, was it the Candice magazine?

You come around, the Candice magazine?

Am I making this up?

I don't know.

Michael, who used to come around your house for stuff?

We had the Paul's Man, Avon Lady, the Candice Man.

Yeah.

Well, we had the Candice Magazine, a magazine of Candice Club, published monthly, a membership focused on health and family living, food, gardening, travel.

It was like a magazine subscription, but they'd come and deliver it to you and you'd pay for it.

We had a geezer used to come round with a van full of videos we'd rent.

But Miltman, I don't even know if we had paper round.

We didn't have a paper round.

Anyway, sorry.

Let me carry on.

So anyway, so this scandal involves the Avon lady and the football pools man.

Respectable enough on the surface, she with her catalogues of perfumes and bath sets, he with his weekly rounds collecting slips and hopeful pound notes.