Josh Widdicombe

And Sam always seems to work out right at the end.

Is that what they've taken from this podcast?

Not that, you know, we play these sort of like compromised characters, but actually we're really sort of switched on intelligent and use this chaos as actually a market employer to push our own economic and egotistical goals forward.

No, they've not taken that.

No, no, fair enough.

They've taken the truth.

The jig continues.

The greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing the world he didn't exist, right?

Exactly.

The greatest trick the devil ever played was starting a podcast.

Yeah.

Anyway, I've got a playground shagger story for you that still lives in my head rent free.

This goes back to when I was in year nine.

Our maths block was one long corridor.

At mid-lesson, we suddenly heard absolute chaos kicking off outside.

Not your usual someone's being pushed into a locker type noise.

This was proper commotion.

Naturally, the less interested of the class immediately get up and leave, running outside to see what the commotion is.

We step out onto the corridor and it's like the Coliseum.

Kids everywhere, crowding around in a full circle, chanting, fight, fight, fight, like we're at a pay-per-view boxing event.